I Don't Wanna See The Movie - Jonah & The Aquanauts
The Thing - Phil Harris
Johnny's Got A Yo Yo - Ruth Wallis
Plastic Jesus - Goldcoast Singers
Chula Vista - Possum
The Man On The Flying Trapeze - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Joe's Joint - Cliff Ferre
I Wanna Hot Dog For My Roll - Butterbeans & Susie
A Hot Dog A Blanket And You - Gene Kardos & His Orchestra w/ Dick Robertson
Fight Fiercely, Harvard (live) - Tom Lehrer
I Fell Asleep At The Football Game (excerpt, slowed down at end) - Eddie Paul & Paramount Orchestra
With The Wind And The Rain In Your Hair - Bea Shaw/Bruce Hayes
The Barber (excerpt) - Monty Python
Hey, Mr. Barber (excerpt) - Jack E. Leonard
The Barber (continued) - Monty Python
Duck Tail (excerpt) - Rudy "Tutti" Grayzell
The Barber (continued) - Monty Python
Haircut (excerpt) - Leon & The Dreamers
The Barber (continued) - Monty Python
Lumberjack Song/Monty Python Theme (Live At Drury Lane) - Monty Python
Yellow Rose Of Texas - Stan Freberg
Lydia, The Tattooed Lady - Groucho Marx
August In Azusa - Jerry Colonna
El Pizza - Dudley
Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
Puttin' On The Ritz - from Young Frankenstein
Shrimpenstein - Gene Moss
Frank Zappa introduction (live on KMET, 12-24-73)
My Pal Foot Foot - The Shaggs
Stinkfoot - Frank Zappa
Turkey Time - Harley Crandall
Junk Food Junkie (album version) - Peter Alsop
Carnival Of Venice - Jack Oakie
My Old Flame - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Father's Eccentricities - Murry K. Hill
Wolf Creek Pass - C. W. McCall
Transfusion - Nervous Norvus
Ain't We Crazy - Haywire Mac
Crazy Mixed Up Song - Peter Lind Hayes/Mary Healy
It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
Laughin' Louie - Louis Armstrong
South Of The Border - The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
In Old Mexico (live) - Tom Lehrer
Moonlight And Shadows (excerpt) - Shep Fields & His Rippling Rhythm
Wunnerful Wunnerful - Stan Freberg
Everybody Has To Have A Mother - New Miss Alice Stone Ladies Society Orchestra
Sweet Marijuana Brown - Barney Bigard
As A Porcupine Pines For Its Pork - Happiness Boys
Don't Let It Burn - Brad Stanfield
You Got Your Baby Back - Mystic Knights Of The Oingo Boingo
Springtime For Hitler - Mel Brooks
Daffy Duck's Rhapsody - Mel Blanc
It's Great To Be A Doctor - Vernon Dalhart
The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song - Allan Sherman
The Old Sow Song - Cyril Smith/Rudy Vallee
Rubber Biscuit - The Chips
Abner The Baseball - Eddie Lawrence
#10 Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx
#9 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (Demented Mix) - Napoleon XIV
Big Red streetcar sound effects
#8 Rosie Don't Bang On The Piano - Cliff Ferre
#7 Spam - Monty Python
#6 Walk On The Kosher Side - The Legendary Masked Winos
#5 The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati - Possum
#4 Who's On First - Abbott & Costello
#3 Revolution 9 (excerpt) - The Beatles
#3 You Know My Name (Look Up The Number) - The Beatles
#2 Stardrek - Bobby Pickett
#1 Waffle Whiffer - Brad Stanfield
Martian Hop (brief excerpt) - The Ran-Dells