I Don't Wanna See The Movie - Jonah & The Aquanauts
Boa Constrictor - Shel Silverstein
Don't Eat Me - Murphy Sisters
I Got Mine (brief accidental excerpt of intro) - Collins & Natus [over intro of below]
Grow Mrs. Goldfarb - Allan Sherman
I Got Mine - Collins & Natus
Clancy Lowered The Boom - Dennis Day
Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend - Marilyn Monroe
A Woman Is A Man's Best Friend - Teddy & The Twilights
Everybody's Ugly To Someone - Homesick John O'Leary
Everybody Wants My Fanny - Benny Bell
Your Biscuits Are Big Enough For Me - Bo Carter
I Had But Fifty Cents - R. Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders
Nina-Kocka-Nina - The Dinks
Nickel Plate Road train sound effects
Railroad Hour: What The Engine Done - Two Ton Baker
Alaska Pipeline Song - Oosik Music Co.
Gerry Ford - A Special Report - Dickie Goodman
The Trouble With Harry - Alfi & Harry
Gerry Ford - A Special Report (brief excerpt of ending only) - Dickie Goodman
Dr. Demento Theme - The Persuasions
Everybody's Truckin' - The Modern Mountaineers
C. B. Chant - Jimmie Lawson
Convoy - C. W. McCall
Prehistoric Complaint - Flanders & Swann
Deteriorata - National Lampoon
The Jones Laughing Record (Introducing The Flight Of The Bumble Bee) (brief excerpt) - Spike Jones & His City Snickers
Crazy People - Cliff Edwards
Be Prepared (original studio version) - Tom Lehrer
Knockers Up - Rusty Warren
Male Chauvinist Pig - Dan Dalton
Three Women To Every Man - J. W. Myers
Marry An Ugly Woman - The Lion
Dr. Hackenbush - Groucho Marx
The Doctor's Philosopher - Eddie Lawrence
Silent "e" - Tom Lehrer
No Fault Of Mine - Bob Skyles & His Skyrockets
Madalena Hadalena - The Marshmellows
Two By Four Trina - Ole Swensen
Lumberjack Song/Monty Python Theme (Live At Drury Lane) - Monty Python
Say Guy, Ya Wanna Boogie - Sgt. Charts
Boy Wonder, I Love You - Burt Ward
Eloise - Kay Thompson
I'm A Lonely Little Petunia (In An Onion Patch) - Two Ton Baker
Marahuana - Dave Harman & His Orchestra
Light Up - Buster Bailey
Alligator Wine - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
You Got Your Baby Back - The Mystic Knights Of The Oingo Boingo
Rockabye Your Baby With A Dixie Melody - Al Jolson/Guy Lombardo
Cobwebs And Strange - The Who
The Walnuts - Ronnie Allen
Mysterious Mose - Rube Bloom & The Bayou Boys
Butane Boogie - Brad Stanfield
How Do You Want Me To Sing My Love Song - Larry Foster
Stars And Stripes Forever - John Twomey
Stars And Stripes Forever (brief live in-studio performance) - Captain Chaos
Best Of Order, Thank You Please - Colin Crompton
Them Poems - Jim Connor
Ol' Blue (brief accidental excerpt) - Richard & Jim
86 - Rochester
I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat - Mel Blanc
#10 Junk Food Junkie - Larry Groce
#9 Take A Walk On The Kosher Side - Legendary Masked Winos
EXTRA: The Woody Hayes Show - Captain Chaos, Jungle Judy & Kip Cheseldine w/ The Ohio State Marching Band
#8 Bounce Your Boobies (w/ intro) - Rusty Warren
? (brief accidental excerpt) - The Ohio State Marching Band [played over middle of above]
#7 How Fights Start In Saloons - Cyril Smith
#6 Je T'Aime (Moi Non Plus) - Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg
#5 There's A New Sound - Tony Burrello [mistakenly announced as Sonny Gianotta]
#4 Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx
Here Comes Santa Claus (Right Down Santa Claus Lane) (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
EXTRA: I Love A Parade - Harry Richman
#3 Waffle Whiffer - Brad Stanfield
Waffle Whiffer (brief in-studio performance) - Jungle Judy
#2 Spam - Monty Python
Star Drek (brief in-studio performance) - Jungle Judy & Captain Chaos
#1 Stardrek - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara
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