Big Bear Lake - Mel Blanc
Boston Beguine (in shorthand) - Alice Ghostley
Washington Square Dance - Ethel Merman
Whatever Became Of Hubert? (w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
The Tattooed Lady - Skeets McDonald
The Tattooed Lady - Rudy Vallee & His Connecticut Yankees
I See Bones - Allan Sherman
Honolulu Baby - Laurel & Hardy
The Three Trees - Horace Heidt & His Musical Knights
William Tell Overture - Spike Jones & His City Slickers f/ Doodles Weaver
Hot Dog Boogie - The Singing Dogs
I'll Be Glad When You're Dead, You Rascal You - Louis Armstrong
Cinderella - Jack Ross
Chew Tobacco Rag - Spade Cooley & His Fiddlin' Friends (vocal: Andy Climax)
Everybody Eats When They Come To My House - Cab Calloway & His Orchestra
Don't Bring Lulu - Billy Murray
Boogie - John Hartford
I'd Like To Be A Cow In Switzerland - Mary McGoon (Bob & Ray)
Mad Dogs And Englishmen - Noel Coward
Nishimoto At The Bat - Harry Kari
Bar Room Polka (excerpt) - Tommy Clayton
Big Black Bug Boogie - Jimmy Dawson
Marcel's Talking Chainsaw - Jerry Clower
Can I Pawn My Teeth To You? - Roy Esser
You Tell 'Er, I Stutter (Edison version) - Billy Jones & Ernest Hare
The Drop-Outs March - Allan Sherman
Joe Bean - Homer & Jethro
Dream - Sam Pfnerm
Dream Dirty Dreams - SuLu
#5 Boobs A Lot - The Holy Modal Rounders
#4 Transfusion - Nervous Norvus
#3 Shaving Cream - Fabulous Five Inc.
Most Demented City - Oklahoma City, Oklahoma: (Gotta Get To) Oklahoma City - Luke Wills Rhythm Busters
#2 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
EXTRA: He Hit Me (It Felt Like A Kiss) - Bedlam AC f/ Mary Bedlam
EXTRA: The Masochism Tango (live) (excerpt) - Tom Lehrer
#1 They're Coming To Take Me Away (Montage) - Napoleon XIV, The Emperor, Josephine XIII, Henry IX, Josephine XV, noelopaN VIX