Testing - Eric Idle & Neil Innes
Heartbreak Hotel - Stan Freberg
Protest Song - Eric Idle & Neil Innes
His Rocking Horse Ran Away - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Take Me Out To The Ball Game - Arden & Maisie
Medley: Mr. Touchdown - Hugo Winterhalter w/ orchestra & chorus/You Gotta Be A Football Hero - The Crew-Cuts/Football Freddy - Ted Wallace & His Swing Kings/I Fell Asleep At The Football Game - Eddie Paul & His Paramount Orchestra
Football - Eric Idle & Neil Innes
Teenage Brain Surgeon - Spike Jones & The Band That Plays For Fun f/ Thurl Ravenscroft
Tiptoe Through The Tulips With Me - Jonathan & Darlene Edwards
Harvest Of Love - Benny Hill
Story Of The W. C. - anonymous
Ode To The Little Brown Shack Out Back - Billy Edd Wheeler
Communist Cooking - Eric Idle & Neil Innes
Hail To Thee, Fat Person - Allan Sherman
Wheezy Anna - Ray Noble & The New Mayfair Dance Orchestra
Purple People Eater Meets Witch Doctor - The Big Bopper
Pimples And Braces - Spike Jones & The Band That Plays For Fun
Springtime For Hitler - Mel Brooks
On The Good Ship Lollipop - Shirley Temple
Sailin' On The Robert E. Lee - Ray Noble & The New Mayfair Dance Orchestra
Poor Man's Heaven - Carson Robison
Life Gits Tee-jus, Don't It - Carson Robison w/ His Pleasant Valley Boys
Girl With The Three Blue Eyes Medley - Abe Burrows
Dummy Song - The Modernaires
Marching Off To Bedlam - Napoleon XIV
Chocolate Toenails - SuLu & Chris Cathcart
Serenade To A Maid - Teddy Powell & His Orchestra
Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer
A Serenade To A Jerk - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#5 Mr. Custer - Larry Verne
#4 My Old Flame - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#3 The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati (missing spoken outro) - Possum
Most Demented City (tie) - Sacramento, California: Sacramento - Hoagy Carmichael
Most Demented City (tie) - Portland, Oregon: The Oregon Trail - Ozzie Nelson
#2 Deteriorata - National Lampoon
#1 The Ballad Of Irving ("schlepping" version) - Frank Gallop