Nuttin' For Christmas - Stan Freberg
Don't Give Me No Goose For Christmas, Grandma - The Korn Kobblers
The Crusher - The Novas
Backbreaker - The Grimms
Huggin' And Chalkin' - Clancy Hayes
The Dust Blows Forward And The Dust Blows Back - Captain Beefheart
Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport - Rolf Harris
Suicide - Darryl Rhoades
I Hold Your Hand In Mine (live) - Tom Lehrer
Find Her Finer - Frank Zappa
When I Turn Out The Living Room Light - The Kinks
Thing-a-ma-jig - Billy Cullen
Ahab The Arab - Kinky Friedman
Der Fuehrer's Face - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Beat The Reaper - Firesign Theatre
The Little Old Ford Rambled Right Along - Billy Murray
No Money Down - Chuck Berry
Smokey The Bear - Eddy Arnold
Open The Door Richard - Jack McVea
Nina-Kocka-Nina - The Dinks
Here Come The Martian Martians - Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers
White Christmas (3 O'Clock Weather Report) - Bobby The Poet f/ Steve Baron & Dennis Wholey - Bill Minkin Of The Hardly-Worthit Players
Ho Ho Ho (Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas) - Elton John
A Christmas Carol (live w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
Zorro - The Chordettes
The Beatle Flying Saucer - Ed Solomon
Ol' Ben Lucas - Kinky Friedman
#5 C. B. Savage - Rod Hart
#4 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
EXTRA: Merry Go Round - Wild Man Fischer
#3 Hey Shirley (This Is Squirrely) - Shirley & Squirrely
#2 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (Demented Mix) - Napoleon XIV
EXTRA: They Took You Away - Teddy & Darrel/I'm Normal - The Emperor/Down On The Funny Farm - Josephine XIII
#1 Stardrek (original version) - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara
next week: Christmas in Dementia