Help! (excerpt) - Earl Gresh & His Gangplank Orchestra
Curbstone Cutie (excerpt) - Pinky Tomlin
Ice Cream Man - Tracy Sands
There's A Wah Wah Girl In Agua Caliente - Ian Whitcomb & his band
The Whip - The Creeps
The Masochism Tango - Tom Lehrer
Suicide Is Painless - MASH Soundtrack
It Ain't Gonna Rain No Mo' (one verse only) - Wendell Hall
Drip, Drip, Drip - (Sloppy Lagoon) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Live At The Pet Rock Show - Chuck McCabe
Knock Knock, Who's There - Ted Weems & his band
The Single - Monty Python
A Clean Song - Oscard Brand
Sweet Violets - Dinah Shore
Sweet Violets #2 - The Sweet Violet Boys
Joe Bean - Dolan Ellis
Birthday Cake Polka - Sheriff John
Railroad Hour: Orange Blossom Special - The Rouse Bros.
Go To The Mardi Gras - Professor Longhair
Way Down Yonder In New Orleans (excerpt) - Margaret Young
Mahogany Hall Stomp - Louis Armstrong & The Savoy Ballroom Five
I Love Your Toes - SuLu
Freddy Four Toes - Don Bowman
My Ear - Anna Russell
Roger Boom - Lawrence Welk Presents Larry Hooper
The Fang - Nervous Norvus
There Is A Tavern In The Town - Wally Cox
He Put A Bar In The Back Of His Car - Georgie's Tavern Band
Beer Waltzes - Tom Berwick & his orchestra
There's A Hole In The Bucket - Harry Belafonte & Odetta
Who Drank My Beer While I Was In The Rear - Dave Bartholomew
B.Y.U. Boy Missionary - Lynn Bryson
Hot Dog Boogie - The Singing Dogs
Sgt. Preston opening
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow/Nanook Rubs It - Frank Zappa
Cremation Of Sam McGee - Stuart Hamblen
I'm A Honky Tonk Woman - Pink Flamingo Foundation, Pomona
Why Do Girls Wear Britches - Karl & Harty
I'm A Woman - National Lampoon
Frankie And Johnnie - Frank Crumit
The Irish Ballad (live w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
Omar The Vampar - Hamburger Brothers
Marahuana - Dave Harman & His Orchestra
Light Up (excerpt) - Barney Bigard
Cocaine - Dave Van Ronk
Mother Goose's Wine - National Lampoon
Run And Coca Cola - Andrews Sisters
His Majesty The Policeman - Lord Buckley
F.B.I. Story - Red West
Third Man Theme - Anton Karas
The Contest - anonymous
#10 Spam - Monty Python
#9 Martian Hop - The Ran-Dells
#8 The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati (missing spoken outro) - Possum
#7 Deteriorata - National Lampoon
#6 Junk Food Junkie - Larry Groce
#5 Gentry's Gin - Doodles Weaver
#4 Waffle Whiffer - Brad Stanfield
#3 Stardrek - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara
#2 You Got Your Baby Back - The Mystic Knights Of The Oingo Boingo
EXTRA: Minnie's Yoo Hoo - anonymous
#1 It Does Not Pay To Be Hip - Shel Silverstein
next week: kids' records; show will be 4p-8p