Driving In The Lane With Diamonds - Big Daddy
Diamond Lane - Steve Stevens
Rum Tee Diddle De Yump - Spike Jones
Rose, Don't Bang On The Piano - Cliff Ferre
Jollity Farm - Bonzo Dog
Polly Wolly Doodle - Leon Redbone
How D'Ye Do And Shake Hands - Groucho Marx/Danny Kaye/Jimmy Durante/Jane Wyman
Who Cut The Gorgonzola - Will Braadley
I Love Onions - Susan Christie
I Never Harmed An Onion - Steve Allen
The Eggplant That Ate Chicago - Dr. West's Medicine Show & Junk Band
Hey Shirley - Shirley & Squirrely
The Man Of The Hour - Art Dickson - the Texas Serenader
We'll Take Ike
We'll Ride With Nixon - Pied Pipers
We'll Ride With Nixon (brief excerpt) - Pied Pipers
Snoopy For President - Royal Guardsmen
My Gee Gee From The Fiji Isles - Woody Herman
Japanese Banana - David Seville
Rickyshaw - Spike Jones
Running Bear - Johnny Preston
Streakin' USA - Harry Hepcat & His Boogie Woogie Band
Biddie McGraw - Carlton Showband
The Guy With The Voodoo - Fletcher Peck
The Moustache Song - John Ryan
The Ballad Of Howard Hughes' Will - Glenn Martin
Pet Shop - Monty Python
The Great Bell - Marty Feldman
Dr. Pepper Puzzler: Who is the storyteller on this next record? (Answer: Lumpy Brannum)
Li'l Orley And The Bubble Gum - Uncle Lumpy
Blowing Bubble Gum - Spike Jones
Can I Pawn My Teeth To You - Roy Esser
Makin' It Blues - Jackie Metcalfe w/ Joan Manners
My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth - P.D.Q. Bach
The OKeh Laughing Record - Anonymous
The Drunkard Song - Rudy Vallee
In The Good Old Summertime - Sousa's Band
Lilly Of The Valley (A "Nut" Song) - Collins & Harlan
The Charms Of The City Ain't For Me - Carson Robison
The Man Who Comes Around - Tommy Tucker Time
Indoor Sports - Bert Williams
Exercise record
Take Your Girlie To The Movies - Billy Murray
Desecration Rag - Felix Arndt
My Handy Man - Ethel Waters/James P. Johnson
Rabbit Hash - Billy Golden
Mairzy Doats - Merry Macs
Bessie Couldn't Help It - Slatz Randall
Mama Inez - Havana Novelty Orch.
Hawaiian War Chant - Andy Iona
Jack The Bellboy - Lionel Hampton
Please Please Me - The Beatles
#10 The Visitors - Monty Python
#9 Bounce Your Boobies - Rusty Warren
#8 L.S. Bumblebee - Peter Cooke & Dudley Moore
#7 The Clean Song - Oscar Brand
#6 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
#5 Shaving Cream - Benny Bell
#4 He Hit Me - Bedlam AC
#3 Stardrek - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara
#2 Dream Dirty Dreams - Sulu
#1 Hey Shirley - Shirley & Squirrely