Maharajah Of Magador - Vaughn Monroe/Ziggy Talent
The Moustache Song - John Ryan
Dirty Old Man - Jim Backus
Big Leg Emma - The Mothers Of Invention
I Love Me - Eddie Cantor
Are You A Turtle? - George Gobel
Eric The Half A Bee - Monty Python
Derbytown - Old Ced Odom & Lil "Diamonds" Hardaway
Chaos - Arbogast & Ross
What Time Is It - Ken Nordine
Themes Like Old Times
The Speck - Larry Verne
My Sister's Nose - Peter Alsop
Cocaine Bill And Morphine Sue - Blazers
Railroad Hour: The Bum Song - Haywire Mac
D-O-D-G-E-R-S - Danny Kaye
King Kong - Bobby Pickett
Catch It And You Keep It - National Lampoon
Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
Rosie, Don't Bang On The Piano - Cliff Ferre
Elegie - Art Tatum
Close To You - Clams
The Circus Song - Jim Kweskin
The Music Goes Round And Round - Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven
Don't Leave Your Records In The Sun - John Hartford
I Love A Practical Joke - The Joker
Who Hid The Halibut On The Poop Deck - Yogi Yorgesson
Impossible - Steve Allen
Oedipus Rex - Tom Lehrer
Laugh, Laugh, Laugh - Abbott & Costello
Toot Toot Tootsie, Goo'bye - Mel Blanc
Try - Stan Freberg
Anatole Of Paris - Danny Kaye
Masculine Women, Feminine Men - Frank Harris
Feudin' And Fightin' - Dorothy Shay
I'm A Cranky Old Yank - Bing Crosby
Der Fuehrer's Face - Spike Jones
The Piccolo Song - Judy Marshall
Letter From Elaina - Casey Kasem
The Invasion - Buchanan & Greenfield
You Know My Name (Look Up The Number) - The Beatles
America Drinks And Goes Home - The Mothers Of Invention
Red Man, White Man - Rick Kay & The Shades Of Today
I'm An Indian - Fannie Brice
30,000 Pounds Of Bananas - Harry Chapin
Alice's Restaurant - Arlo Guthrie
I Had But Fifty Cents - R. Crumb
Inflationary Language - Victor Borge
The Bottom Five:
#5 I'm Surfin' - George W. Husack
#4 Lulabel Can't See The Likes Of Me - Jack Haight's Kiddoodlers
#3 Like A Bird - Florence Foster Jenkins
#2 Nothing (Bleeped) - Fugs
EXTRA: The Hostility Rag - Jack E. Leonard
#1 Can I Pawn My Teeth To You - Roy Esser