George & Martha Washington sketch (live in studio) - Mary Bedlam & Dr. Demento
I Wanna Hat With Cherries - Jack Teagarden/Kitty Kallen
Washington Crosses The Delaware - Stan Freberg
Men - Martin Mull
Hollywood Holiday - Bebe Daniels/Skeets Gallagher/Ben Lyon
Hollywood Can Be Cruel - John Mendelsohn's The Pits
There's A Tear For Every Smile In Hollywood (excerpt) - Blue Steel/Mabel Batson
Gorilla - Desira
Cielito Lindo - Ella Logan/Perry Botkin/Spike Jones
The Pill Song - Rusty Warren
You Want Lovin', And I Want Love - Rudy Vallee
Ms. Pinky - Frank Zappa
Medley: Here We Are/Mr. K. and Mr. O./Hello Cutie - Bill Tillstrom's Kukla, Fran & Ollie w/ Fran Allison
Soggy Cereal - Commodore Condello's Salt River Navy Band
(I've Got Those "Wake Up, Seven-Thirty - Wash Your Ears, They're Dirty - Eat Your Eggs And Oatmeal - Rush To School") Blues - Jimmy Boyd
Homo Erectus - Kinky Friedman
Bottoms Up - Rusty Warren
Step Right Up (single edit) - Tom Waits
Toenail Bitters - Tim Jones Live At Arnie's Burgers Parking Lot
Sweet Birds - Calloway's Hot Shots
Bar Hotel - Al Dexter & His Troopers
Jail Bait - Andre Williams
Slum Goddess - Fugs
Front Loader - Eric Idle & Neil Innes
Crazy People - Cliff Edwards
Golden Globe Award - John Hartford
Garden Of Love (w/ intro) - Bob Williamson
Spanish Weed - Don Bowman
Getting Loaded - Crazy Miller
Buick 59 - Medallions
Jerry The Junker (brief accidental excerpt) - Clarence Williams
Golden Globe Award (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
Ding-A-Ling Awards sketch (live in studio) - Bedlam AC
I Got Stoned And I Missed It - Shel Silverstein
Jerry The Junker - Clarence Williams
It Aint Gonna Rain No Mo' - Wendell Hall
Desert Blues - Jimmie Rodgers
Eh, Cumpari - Julius LaRosa
Bruces - Monty Python
I'd Rather Be Spanish - Jean Malin
A Gay Caballero - Frank Crumit
French Mistake - Mel Brooks
Barely White - Rick Dees
We Are The Moles - Moles
Cheesecake - Louis Armstrong
Yes, We Have No Bananas - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Some People Think Chickens Have Lips - Meyer & Drake
In The Mood - Henhouse Five Plus Too
One Hen - Blue Chips
Two Little Toads (excerpt) - Ramblers
Freakout Frog - Spirit
I Said My Pajamas - Tony Martin/Fran Warren
#10 Catch It And You Keep It - National Lampoon
#9 Dodgers And Reds - Phil Wilson [Third Base Bag - Ron Cey played because he didn't bring the tape]
#8 He Hit Me - Bedlam A.C.
#7 Dragnet Goes To Kindergarten - Ricky Vera
#6 King Kong - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara
Bong Show sketch (live in studio) - Bedlam AC w/ Dr. Demento
#5 No No - Sulu
#4 Stardrek (original version) - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara
CB handle sketch (live in studio) - Bedlam AC w/ Dr. Demento
#3 C. B. Savage - Rod Hart
EXTRA: Sheik Of Araby (excerpt) - Leon Redbone
secret word sketch - Bedlam AC & Dr. Demento
#2 Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx [started at 45 rpm instead of 33 1/3 rpm, then played backwards and restarted]
? (brief excerpt) - ? [during above]
#1 Thank God For Porno - Johnny Baltimore [Hot Nuts - Johnny Baltimore played because he didn't bring the tape]