Hamster Love - Big Daddy
I Love Onions - Susan Christie
Eat It Raw - Michael Cooper
Knock Knock (Who's There?) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
The Teddy Bears' Picnic - Bing Crosby
Teddy Bear - Red Sovine
Auld Lang Syne (excerpt) - Guy Lombardo
Boo Hoo - Guy Lombardo
Wally Ballou Visits A Bank - Bob & Ray
Gimme Dat Ding - The Pipkins
Boogie - John Hartford
I'm Gonna Be A Country Queen - Tiny Tim
California Water Consumption Paranoia Blues - Felini Family Band
Bloat On Featuring The Bloaters - Cheech & Chong
The Patent Medicine Man - Len Spencer
Witch Doctor - David Seville
Beep Beep - The Playmates
The Man Who Ate His Car - City Boy
Making Love In A Subaru - Damaskas Hollodan
I Got The Hoss - Mel Tillis
Birth Control - Pure & Simple
Be Prepared (live) - Tom Lehrer
Muscle Bound Freak (early fade) - Rick Tujunga & The Warrenados
The Great John "L" - Sherry Lawson
The Geek's Revenge - Don Noon
Doggy Doo - Steve Wahl & The Hydrants
Dr. D Interview - edited by Ray Montgomery
El Monte - Rubber Band
Pasadena - Al Jolson
Pico And Sepulveda (The Street Song) - Felix Figueroa & His Orchestra
Here Come The British (excerpt) - Glen Gray & His Orchestra
England's Glory - Max Wall
Weather Forecast - Master Singers [started at 33 1/3 rpm instead of 45 rpm]
Mad Dogs And Englishmen - Noel Coward
Turkish Delight (Parts 1 & 2) - Ray Noble/Bobbie Comber
The Duke - Beyond The Fringe
Run Rabbit Run - Flanagan And Allen
When I'm Cleaning Windows - George Formby
The Biggest Aspidastra In The World - Grace Fields
My Girl's Pussy - Ian Whitcomb
I Belong To Glasgow - Will Fyffe
The Last Goon Show Of All (excerpt) - The Goons
The Loos Of England - Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich
God Save The Queen - The Sex Pistols
There'll Always Be An England - The Band Of H. M. Coldstream Guards, conducted by Capt. J. Causley Windram
#10 God Save The Sex Pistols - Elizabeth
#9 Surfin' Bird (meets Monstro the whale) - The Trashmen
#9 Surfin' Bird (excerpt) - The Trashmen
#8 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
EXTRA: Doggy Doo - Steve Wahl & The Hydrants
#7 Short People - Randy Newman
#6 Lumberjack Song/Monty Python Theme (Live At Drury Lane) - Monty Python
#5 Travel Agency - Monty Python
#4 Penguin In Bondage (w/ intro) - Zappa/Mothers
#3 The Vatican Rag (w/ brief intro) - Tom Lehrer
#2 Pencil Neck Geek (w/ epilogue) - Fred Blassie
#1 Star Warts - Dickie Goodman
next week: Beatlemania, a visit from the renowned 5th Beatle Murray The K; television