You Haven't Lived, Till You've Died In L.A. - Sammy Fain (& Paul Francis Webster)
Two Black Crows (part 5) (Curiosities On The Farm) - Moran & Mack
Step Right Up (single version) - Tom Waits
Satisfaction - Devo
Let's Get Small - Steve Martin
Dwarf's Yodel Song (fade in) - from Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs
Hamster Love - Big Daddy
The Hunting Song (live w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
Let's Play Doctor - BS
My Girlfriend Has Three Legs - Damaskas Hollodan
Ballad Of Chowchilla Ray - Robert Goulet
Tell Miss Sweeney Goodbye - Lily Tomlin
Beatles announce Murray The K, theme music
Murray The K interview (live in studio)
The Beatles' Christmas Record - The Beatles
It's Johnny's Birthday - George Harrison
Ringo For President - Rolf Harris
Prime Time - Don McLean
TV Mama - Joe Turner
T'Ain't No Sin (excerpt) - Lee Morse
Slap Slap (excerpt) - Four King Sisters
Television (brief excerpt) - Red Foley
Slap Slap (brief excerpt) - Four King Sisters
Television (excerpt) - Red Foley
TV Is The Thing This Year (excerpt) - Dinah Washington
Turn On Your TV - Larry Groce
TV-Anna - Boston Pops Orchestra
Along Came Jones - The Coasters
Howdy Doody Time - Bob Smith
Mr. Television - Milton Berle & Donald Duck
You Are So Rare To Me - The Three Haircuts
Solfeggio - Robert Maxwell
I Love Lucy (edit) - Desi Arnaz
Tele-Vee-Shun (1958 version) - Stan Freberg
(Theme From) The Monkees (excerpt) - The Monkees
Rubber Duckie (excerpt) - Ernie (Jim Henson)
Red Light, Green Light - Engineer Bill
Highly Illogical - Leonard Nimoy
Used Car Dealer Blues - Cal Worthington
Who Is It? - Carlton The Doorman
TV Blues - John David McCain
The Vidiot - Ken Nordine
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E closing theme - Jimmy Dodd & The Mouseketeers
#10 Telephone Man - Meri Wilson
#9 Argument Clinic - Monty Python
#8 Uneasy Rider - Charlie Daniels Band
baking bread sketch (live in studio) - Glad Glen & Mad Mary
#7 Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer
#6 Shaving Cream - Benny Bell
EXTRA: Doggy Doo - Steve Wahl & The Hydrants
#5 Locked In The Closet With You - SuLu
#4 Bloat On - Cheech & Chong
#3 Geek's Revenge - Don Noon
#2 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
EXTRA: Impossible - Steve Allen [announced as Bob Henry]
#1 Pencil Neck Geek (w/ epilogue) - Fred Blassie
next week: our special guest Tom Waits
on New Year's Day, 1978: top 50 for the year 1977
Drought - Sulu [actually part of Your Opinion Please show, not Dr. Demento Show]