Mary Had A Little Lamb - Dr. Demento (recorded on Mike Kieffer's Edison Fireside Phonograph)
Maurie Reilly - John Terrell
You're Not The Only Pebble On The Beach - orchestra
A Bergular's Experience - John Terrell
A Sleighride Party - Haydn Quartet
Uncle Josh's Experience On A Street Car - Cal Stewart
Reuben Haskins' Ride On A Cyclone Auto - Len Spencer
Wally Ballou Talks To The Man Who Got A Jaguar - Bob & Ray
The Fang - Nervous Norvus
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow - Frank Zappa
Columbia Double Disc Demo - anonymous
Let Us Not Forget - A Message to the American People - Thomas A. Edison
Stars And Stripes Forever - Crazy Rick's Psychedelic Flea Band
The Fire Bird (acoustic/electric versions) - Stokowski & Philadelphia Orchestra
You May Be Lonesome (early fade) - Art Gillham
Joan Of Arkansas - University Of Pennsylvania Mask & Wig Club Double Quartet
Frankfurter Sandiwches - Al Lentz & His Orchestra
Satisfaction - Devo
If - Yin & Yan
Stinko The Nark - Funzone
Mack The Knife - Roto
50 Ways To Make A Hit Record - Chuck Weiss
Boy Wonder I Love You - Burt Ward
Department Store Window routine (w/ intro) - Shelley Berman
Rights And Progress Of The Negro - William Howard Taft
Gabriel's Trumpet - Dinwiddie Colored Quartet
Coonville Colored Band - Arthur Collins
I've Got A White Man Working For Me - Arthur Collins
Crazy Blues - Mamie Smith
Crossroads Blues - Robert Johnson
Fireman Cowboy - Slim Pickens
Water Song - SuLu
The Voyeur (remix) - Rick Duncan & Mushroom Cloud
Everybody Wants A Little Bit Of Everybody Else's Everything (remix) - David E. W. Ruka
Everybody Wants A Little Peace - Billy Gray
Metronews Interview - Dan Dokken
Time Warp - Rocky Horror Picture Show
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Ice Cream - Waring's Pennsylvanians
Blue Yodel - Jimmie Rodgers
Livery Stable Blues - The Original Dixieland Jass Band
The Shiek Of Araby - Sidney Bechet
This Is Stereo - Spike Jones
The Swingin' Eye (brief excerpt) - Si Zentner & His Orchestra
Sloppy - Devo
Six White Horses - Tom Clay
The Beatles' Third Christmas Record - The Beatles
#10 Step Right Up - Tom Waits
#9 The Ballad Of Irving ("schlepping" version) - Frank Gallop
#8 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band (w/ singalong at end by Dr. D & Radio Free Mime)
#7 Our Old Friend Dr. D - Clarke & Tucker
#6 Hamster Love - Big Daddy
#5 Chicken Song - Hendra & Ullett & Their Highly Trained Dancing Chickens
#4 50 Ways To Make A Hit Record - Chuck Weiss
Hit Me With A Rock (brief accidental excerpt) - Alfred Yankovic
EXTRA: Doggy Do - Steve Wahl & The Hydrants
#3 Forward Into The Past - Firesign Theatre
#2 Pencil Neck Geek (w/ epilogue) - Fred Blassie
#1 Geek's Revenge - Don Noon
next week: Steve Goodman coming in to pay us a call
in three weeks: Christmas
in four weeks: nothing to do with Christmas