Titties And Beer - Frank Zappa
Stranded In The Jungle - The Cadets
Happy Birthday (to Damaskas) - Laughing Lois & Normal Norman
Pal-Yat-Chee - Spike Jones & His City Slickers (Vocal Refrain by Homer & Jethro)
High school montage: The Old Payola Roll Blues (Like The Beginning) - Stan Freberg f/ Jesse White, Music By Billy May w/ The Toads/Albert Flasher - The Guess Who/High School U.S.A. - Tommy Facenda/High School Confidential - Jerry Lee Lewis/High School Romance - George Hamilton IV/The Old Payola Roll Blues (Like The Beginning) - Stan Freberg f/ Jesse White, Music By Billy May w/ The Toads
Graduation Day - The Beach Boys (w/ voiceover by Dr. D, Normal Norman, & Laughing Lois)
Sarah Jackman - Allan Sherman
Silent "e" - Tom Lehrer
Captain Beefheart Interview - Part 1
Captain Beefheart Interview - Part 2
A Christmas Carol (live w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
Zulu Drake - Charlie Drake
Amazin' Man (single edit) - John Bird (as Idi Amin)
Giant Munchkin Dwarf - Peter Day
Moritat (excerpt) - Kurt Gerron
Moritat (excerpt) - Threepenny Opera Original Cast
Mack The Knife - Louis Armstrong
Fish License/Eric The Half A Bee - Monty Python
Wino Roll - Kokonuts
#5 Gilligan's Island (Stairway) - Little Roger & The Goosebumps
#4 My Name Is Larry - Wild Man Fischer
#3 Hamster Love - Big Daddy
#2 Who's On First - Abbott & Costello
#1 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band