Everybody's Got To Have A Mother (single version) - Alice Stone
Punk Rock Christmas - The Ravers
Watch World War Three On Pay TV - The Crown City Four
Unbirthday Song (edit/excerpt) - Guy Lombardo
Birthday Cake Polka (edit) - Sheriff John
Have Some Madiera M'Dear (w/ intro) - The Limeliters
Delicious! - Jim Backus & Friend
Darlin' - Dragonfly
Titties And Beer - Frank Zappa
Hawaiian Lei Song - Ruth Wallis
There's No Lumbago In San Diego - Rusty Draper
Orange County - Keith Harman
Dear Okie - Johnny & Jonie Mosby
A Windmill In Old Amsterdam - Freddie & The Dreamers
What Did That Man Say? - Proctor & Bergman
Elderly Man River - Stan Freberg
Be True To Your Shul - Little Stevie Weingold
Blue Yodel #8 (Muleskinner Blues) - Jimmie Rodgers
Daffy Ditties - Cliff Friend
Yellow Submarine - Mrs. Miller
Can I Do It Till I Need Glasses? - Whizbang
Brown Shoes Don't Make It (excerpt) - The Mothers Of Invention
Rubber Duckie - Ernie (Jim Henson)
Sixteen Tons - The Masters
Dear Jeepers - Bob Guy
The Whip - The Creeps
Letter From Jeepers - Bob Guy
Song Of The Woodpecker - Billy Mitchell
Surfin' Bird (Meets The 4000 Pound Hairy Surf Monster) - The Trashmen
Paraquat Blues/Soo-kie Sue - Armadillo Jug Band
Normal - Martin Mull
Synagogue Rag - Damaskas
Tzatski Kozatski - Mickey Katz & His Kosher-Jammers
It's Better In The Dark (censored, early end) - Tony Martin
Wrap Your Troubles In Dreams - Bing Crosby
So Long Bing - J. J. Barrie
Rock And Roll Hell - Richie Balance
Don't Leave Your Records In The Sun - John Hartford
Food - Takeaways
I'm In Love With The Checker At Von's - Jack Block
Put The Bone In - Terry Jacks
I'm Nuts About Mutts - New Yorkers
Marijuana Munchies - Troy Walker
Cheese Shop - Monty Python
Wild Bill Hiccup - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Who's On First - Hudson & Judson
Golfin' Blues - Loudon Wainwright III
#10 King Tut - Steve Martin & The Toot Uncommons
#9 Making Love In A Subaru - Damaskas
Be True To Your School/Shul (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
#8 Television Medley: Tortured Old Man - Cheech & Chong
#7 Pet Shop - Monty Python
#6 Pizza Song - SuLu
Demented Pizza Recipe from Al Carlos (live in studio) - Sulu w/ Damaskas
Arabian(?) Pizza Recipe from Robert Zuliani(sp?) (live in studio) - Sulu w/ Damakas
#5 Dragnet Goes To Kindergarten - Ricky Vera
#4 Pencil Neck Geek (w/ epilogue) - Fred Blassie
#3 Time Warp - Rocky Horror Picture Show Original Soundtrack
The Super Psychotic Sue Hoover's Pizza Recipe (live in studio) - Sulu
The Python Pizza Or Monty's Madness from Janey(sp?) Damaskas Lover, Sather(?) & Stacy Negata(sp?) (live in studio) - Sulu
#2 Shaving Cream - Benny Bell
#1 C.B. Savage - Rod Hart