Leave The Dishes In The Sink, Ma - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama - The Mothers Of Invention
Santa And The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley
Xmas Tree Song - Larry Vincent
Let's All Get Cloned For The Holidays - Jack Block
Cinderella - Jack Ross
On Revival Day (Part 1) - Red Nichols & His Five Pennies [stops shortly before the end, then resumes]
In The River (Part I) - Dr. J. Paul Goodbreath
On Revival Day (Part 2) - Red Nichols & His Five Pennies
Do You Want A Little Lovin' - Shorty Petterstein
Cosmik Debris - Frank Zappa
Put Some Death Into Your Life - Death Revue Original Cast
Halitosis - Clone Masters
I Belong To Glasgow (American recording) - Will Fyffe
Piddlin' Pup - Ben Light
How Much Is That Doggie In The Casket - Meyer & Drake
Wolf Creek Pass - C. W. McCall
Fowl Talk - Billy Beard/Al Bernard
Daffy Duck's Rhapsody - Mel Blanc
D-O-A-P - Alan Seidler
Let's Have A Merry, Merry Christmas - Ross Bagdasarian
She's Not Gonna Be In My Song - Low Numbers
She's My Girl (live w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
I Got A Code In My Doze - Rosetta Duncan
Asiatic Flu - Uptowns
Lord Chancellor's Nightmare Song - Todd Rundgren
Foreign Car - Hank Locklin
The Beatles Third Christmas Record - The Beatles
Pop Hates The Beatles - Allan Sherman
Kids - Richard Pryor
Lydia, The Tattooed Lady - Groucho Marx
Snails And Slugs - David Little
There's A New Sound - The Muppets f/ Scooter
Captain Beefheart Interview (Part 1) (pre-recorded)
Captain Beefheart Interview (Part 2) (pre-recorded)
Disco Crep - Big Daddy
Beans - Three Shifless Skonks
Birthday Greetings - Anonymous
Birthday - C.S. Kazoo Band
Bike - Pink Floyd
My Blushin' Rosie - Al Jolson/Bing Crosby
Moped City - The Rockits
#10 Hello D.J. - Don Bowman
#9 Teenage Romance - Stuart Paul
#8 Giant Munchkin Dwarf - Peter Day
#7 Chaos (Part I) - Arbogast & Ross
Love Hurts (brief altered excerpt) - Nazareth
#7 Chaos (Part II) - Arbogast & Ross
Barstow - Eight Hitchhiker Inscriptions from a Highway Railing at Barstow, California (brief excerpt of #6) - Harry Partch (conducted by Danlee Mitchell)
#6 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
#5 Sweet Transvestite - Tim Curry w/ interruption by Damaskas, Beefalo Bill, & Radio Free Mime
#4 High School Gym - Barnes & Barnes w/ Sulu
#3 Making Love In A Subaru - Damaskas
The Billy And Frankie Show: Cookies (live in studio) - Radio Free Mime w/ Dr. Demento
#2 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#1 Titties And Beer (lightly censored) - Frank Zappa
Thank God I'm A Rich Kid (live in studio from 3-5-78) (brief accidental excerpt) - Ogden Edsl
on Christmas Eve: our Christmas show
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