Cheese Boogie Deluxe - The Oosik Music Company
Hector, The Garbage Collector - Jerry Colonna
Garbage Collector In Beverly Hills - Irving Taylor
Udderly Wonderful - Peter Davidson
Argument Clinic - Monty Python
$547.95 A Day - Jerry O
My Old Man - The Jim Kweskin Jug Band
Everybody Works But Father - Lew Dockstader
A Laugh From The Past - National Lampoon
There's A Rainbow 'Round My Shoulder - Al Jolson
We'll Ride With Nixon - The Pied Pipers
Blassie, King Of Men - Fred Blassie
My Pink Half Of The Drainpipe - The Bonzo Dog Band
Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport - Rolf Harris
Australian Table Wines/Dennis Moore II - Monty Python
Freshen-Up Demento sketch (performed by callers) - Adolph III from Phoenix, AZ
Buzz The Fuzz - Biff Rose
Marcel's Talking Chain Saw - Jerry Clower
Oh, How I Hate To Get Up In The Morning - Irving Berlin
Meet Me At The Beach - Surf Punks
Drowning In The Surf - Stan Ross
#5 Dance Of The Hours - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#4 Spam - Monty Python
#3 Three Drunk Newts - Barnes & Barnes
EXTRA: Giving It To Mary - Cliff Edwards
#2 Stardrek - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara
EXTRA: Silent "e" - Tom Lehrer
#1 The 400 Mile Gas Line - Popular Demand