The Cheese Shop - Monty Python
Rhapsody From Hunger(y) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
They Don't Make Nun Names (Like That No More) - Tommy Sharp & The Sharptones
Surfin' For Peace - Tommy Sharp
Mr. Bill - Meyer & Drake
Shoo Fly Pie And Apple Pan Dowdy - Dinah Shore
Wild Thing - Senator Bobby
Hospitality Blues - Doug Harrell
Sick Man Blues - Goodies
Vasectomy - Larry Hagle & The T. Travis Band
Pig Pen Boogie - Don Cochran
Hog Killing Day - Gid Tanner & His Skillet-Lickers
Masked Grandma - California Suns
Singles Chanty - Dan DuPrez
(Chunder Down Under) In The Old Pacific Sea - Barry Humphries
How Many Burps In A Bottle Of Beer? - Frankie Yankovic
Alvin For President - David Seville & The Chipmunks (Alvin, Simon & Theodore)
Elvis Presley For President - Lou Monte
Ringo For President - The Young World Singers
Sophie Tucker For President - Sophie Tucker
Pencil Neck Geek (brief excerpt during phone call) - Fred Blassie
#5 Pencil Neck Geek (w/ epilogue) - Fred Blassie
Dr. Demento, Play Our Song (sung by callers) - Greg & friend from Philadelphia, PA
#4 Big Bruce - Steve Greenberg
#3 The Geek's Revenge - Don Noon
#2 Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life - Monty Python
EXTRA: Linoleum - Barnes & Barnes
#1 My Bologna - "Weird Al" Yankovic