The Dr. Demento Show #80-5 - February 3, 1980

The Dirty Old Man - Jim Backus
You Tell Her, I Stutter - Homer & Jethro
Telephone Man - Meri Wilson
Be Prepared (live) - Tom Lehrer

China Rocks - Uranium Savages
Japanese Banana - The Chipmunks
Charles Aznovoice - The Goodies

Love You To Pieces - Tulsa City Trucker Carbonics
Louie Colletti - P.G. Cenicola
I'm My Own Grandpa - Lonzo & Oscar
Help Me, I'm Being Eaten By A Bear - Ed Henderson
Boa Constrictor - Shel Silverstein

Damaskas' Copycat Game #7

Care Of Cell 44 - The Zombies/98.6 - Keith

When Will I Be Loved - The Everly Brothers/I Got Rhythm - The Happenings

Lady Madonna - The Beatles/Space Cowboy - The Steve Miller Band

Here Comes The Night - Them/Sugar, Sugar - The Archies

Somewhere Friday Night - The Turtles/Smash Your Heart - Cat Stevens

Your Smiling Face - James Taylor/I Want You Back - The Jackson 5

I Go To Pieces - Peter & Gordon/Itchycoo Park - Small Faces

Out Of The Blue - Tommy James & The Shondells/Baby That's All - The Hollies

You'd Look Swell In Nothing - Willie Tyson
It Ain't The Meat - The Swallows
Them Hog Liver Likers - Mason Williams

The Sideboard Song - Chas & Dave
Rudy Vallee Surprises #2 (How Fights Start In Saloons) (w/ intro) - Rudy Vallee & Cyril Smith
Clink, Clink, Another Drink - Spike Jones & His City Slickers (f/ Mel Blanc)
Intoxicated Rat - Doc Watson

Leader Of The Laundromat - The Detergents
Your Feet's Too Big - Fats Waller
The New Hot Nuts - Georgia White

#5 Something's In The Bag - Barnes & Barnes
#4 Let's Talk Dirty To The Animals - Gilda Radner

#3 Shaving Cream - Benny Bell
EXTRA: Punk Polka - The Toons
#2 Pencil Neck Geek (w/ epilogue) - Fred Blassie
EXTRA: Them Moose Goosers - Mason Williams

#1 Sister Mary Elephant - Cheech & Chong