Argument Clinic - Monty Python
Anthing You Can Do - Ethel Merman/Ray Middleton
Never Hit Your Grandma With A Shovel - Spike Jones
Slap 'Er Down Again, Paw - Arthur Godfrey
Interesting Facts - John Cleese & Peter Cook
The Little Blue Man - Betty Johnson
School Days (Ring! Ring! Goes The Bell) - Chuck Berry
They Don't Make Nun Names (Like That No More) - Tommy Sharp & The Sharptones
Constantinople - The Residents
Istanbul (Not Constantinople) - The Four Lads
Four Yorkshiremen - John Cleese, Michael Palin, Terry Jones, & Rowan Atkinson
Step Right Up - Tom Waits
The Soba Song - anonymous
Your Baby Has Gone Down The Plug'ole - Ian Whitcomb
Punk Polka - The Toons
Whatever Happened To Music? - Mister Murray
Disco's In The Garbage - Incinerators
The Naz - The Word
Political Science - Randy Newman
We Will All Go Together When We Go (live) - Tom Lehrer
Eight Arms To Hold You - Damaskas
Ode To A Cow - Garry Moore
#5 The Ballad Of Fearless Dwight - Barry Bowman & Steve Ivings
#4 Gotta Get A Fake I.D. - Barnes & Barnes w/ Friends
#3 Religion And Politics Ya-Ta-Ta! Ya-Ta-Ta! (Bleeped Version) - Scott Beach
#2 Stardrek - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara
Making Love On The Enterprise (brief in-studio parody) - Dr. Demento
EXTRA: Baby, It's Cold Outside - Louis Armstrong/Velma Middleton
EXTRA: A Clean Song - Oscar Brand
#1 The Ballad Of Irving ("10 gallon" version) - Frank Gallop