Boogie - John Hartford
The Naked Ape (w/ intro) - Mae West
You're Bound To Look Like A Monkey When You Grow Old - Bob Crosby & The Bobcats
She's Goin' Bald - The Beach Boys
Violin Lesson - Jack Benny (w/ Mel Blanc)
I Don't Wanna Get Drafted - Frank Zappa
Political Science - Randy Newman
Go Go Radio Moscow - Nikita The K & The Friends Of Ed Labunski
Five Minute University (w/ intro) - Father Guido Sarducci
The Elements (live) - Tom Lehrer
One Piece At A Time - Johnny Cash & The Tennessee Three
Wait Till You Get Them Up In The Air, Boys - Billy Murray
Lobby Number - Danny Kaye
Springtime For Hitler - Mel Brooks
The Duke Of Prunes/Amnesia Vivace/The Duke Regains His Chops/Call Any Vegetable/Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin (early fade) - The Mothers Of Invention
Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me) - Reunion
The Elements (brief in-studio recitation) - Dr. Demento
Alvin's Harmonica - David Seville & The Chipmunks
Hear Me Through - P.D.Q. Bach
Green Garden Hose Part #2 - Brother George Underbrush
DOCTOR'S CHOICE: Traveling Riverside Blues - Robert Johnson
#5 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
#4 No Anchovies, Please - The J. Geils Band
#3 Time Warp - The Rocky Horror Picture Show
#2 Punk Polka - The Toons
#1 Disco Sucks - Chuck Wagon & The Wheels