William Tell Overture - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Reefer Man - Cab Calloway
Nocturnal Stumblebutt - Loudon Wainwright III
Cigareetes, Whuskey, And Wild, Wild Women - Red Ingle & The Natural Seven
Enumerator's Dilemma - Russell Hoffman
Tibetan Memory Trick - Flo & Eddie
Numbers - Bobby Bare
Rubber Duckie - Ernie (Jim Henson)
My Pink Half Of The Drainpipe - The Bonzo Dog Band
Linoleum - Barnes & Barnes
Belly Up To The Bar, Boys - Stan Kenton, Nelson Riddle, & Billy May w/ Guy Lombardo & His Royal Canadians
Zelda - Doug McCormick
My Home Town (live) - Tom Lehrer
My Pal Foot Foot - The Shaggs
On The Amazon - Don McLean
Tits - Sparks
The Visitors - Monty Python
The Persian Kitten - Phil Harris
Fox In Socks (Fast Version) - Marvin Miller w/ Marty Gold & His Orchestra
The Little Chinese Man - New Vaudeville Players
Chinese Waiter - Buddy Hackett
DOCTOR'S CHOICE: China Boy - Quintet Of The Hot Club Of France
#5 Ahab The Arab (live) - Ray Stevens
#4 They Don't Make Nun Names (Like That No More) - Tommy Sharp & The Sharptones
#3 The Ballad Of Irving ("10 gallon" version) - Frank Gallop
#2 Disco Toilet - Hersh & Chipkin
#1 My Dead Dog Rover - Stu, Dave & Hank