Kennedy Girls - Little Roger & The Goosebumps
Wild Thing - Senator Bobby
Please, Mr. Carter - Spider's Legacy
Too Fat Polka (I Don't Want Her) (You Can Have Her) (She's Too Fat For Me) - Arthur Godfrey
Bloat On - Cheech & Chong
One Ton Tomato - Mike Farrow
Surfer Joe - The Surfaris
Surfer Joe (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento [after national commerial]
Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Coffee Freak - Ron Hellard & The Party Animals
The Coffee Song - Andrews Sisters
Beer, Beer Bottla Beer - A. C. Ducey
Pollution (w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
Derbytown - Larry Vincent
Top Of The Pyramid - Stuart Paul
Pet Shop - Monty Python
Liberty Bell - Kaminsky International Kazoo Quartet
You Won't Do Any Business If You Haven't Got A Band - George M. Cohan
I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back In Bed While I Cry Over You - Homer & Jethro
Guys Are Not Proud - Anemic Boyfriends
Let's Make A New Dope Deal - Cheech & Chong
DOCTOR'S CHOICE: Marijuana Hell - Ron Nagle
#5 I Don't Wanna Get Drafted - Frank Zappa
#4 Psycho Chicken (Beeped) - The Fools
#3 The Ballad Of Irving ("schlepping" version) - Frank Gallop
EXTRA: Who Shot J.R. - Gary Burbank
#2 Rock Lobster (original version) - The B-52's
#1 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band