Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati (brief parody sung by caller) - Jan from Phoenix, AZ
The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati - Possum
Godzilla Ate Tukwilla - Dave Phillips
Futt Futt Futt - Tonio K.
Real Wild Child - Ivan
Eddie, Are You Kidding? - The Mothers
Talking John Birch Society Blues - Bob Dylan
Civilization - Two Ton Baker
Funky Western Civilization - Tonio K.
Surf Beat (excerpts) - Dick Dale & The Del-Tones
How Come My Dog Don't Bark (When You Come 'Round) - Prince Patridge w/ Monroe Tucker Orchestra
Weasels Ripped My Flesh (brief excerpt) - Frank Zappa
Metal Machine Music (brief excerpts of side A and side D) - Lou Reed
Leader Of The Pack (stereo edit) - The Shangri-Las
Pushin' Too Hard - The Seeds
Goin' To Pasadena - Fun With Animals
Louie Louie - Richard Berry
Trouble Comin' Every Day - The Mothers Of Invention
Trouble - Tonio K.
#5 The Battle Of Kookamonga - Homer & Jethro
#4 Who Shot J.R.? - Gary Burbank w/ Band McNally
#3 The Masochism Tango (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer
#2 Making Love In A Subaru - Damaskas
#1 The Smoke-Off - Shel Silverstein