Martian Hop - The Ran-Dells
Martian March (original version) - The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
Space Invaders - Uncle Vic
Pollution (w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
Love Story Of The Packard And The Ford - anonymous
Schlock Rod (Part 1) - Jan & Dean
I Want My Baby Back - Jimmy Cross
Turning Japanese - The Vapors
Chinese Nights - Ronald Frankau
The Old Dope Peddler (live, with intro) - Tom Lehrer
I Couldn't Get High - The Fugs
Sophie Tucker For President - Sophie Tucker
There's A Hole In The Iron Curtain - Mickey Katz/Mel Blanc
Communist Love Song - Proctor & Bergman
Michael's Market - Madman Michaels
Gooey Duck Song - Pierymplezak
I Like My Meat - Danny Barer
I Wanna Hot Dog For My Roll - Butterbeans & Susie
Nuts - George Melly
I Love My Fruit - The Sweet Violet Boys
Grow Mrs. Goldfarb - Allan Sherman
Smoke, Smoke, Smoke That Cigarette - Commander Cody
Behind Those Swinging Doors - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
In Heaven There Is No Beer - Clean Living
#5 Making Love In A Subaru - Damaskas
#4 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
#3 Who's On First - Abbott & Costello
#2 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
#1 Pencil Neck Geek (w/ epilogue over show closing) - Fred Blassie