playlist courtesy of The Dr. Demento Show

The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - February 10, 1980 (6p-10p)

Kinko The Clown - Ogden Edsl
Herbert The Pervert - Damaskas
Obscene Phone Bust - Hudson & Landry

Doin' What Comes Naturally - Ethel Merman
Yogi - Ivy Three
Ernest - Skip Woolwine
Sweet Jesus Please Send Me Some Gasoline - Patt Mandell

Skinny Girls - Alan O'Day
Medicine Ball - Sweaty Dwarves
Short People - Randy Newman
Tall People - Wee Willie Small

Don't Put Your Boys In The Army, Mrs. Ward - Idle Race
I Have Decided To Join The Air Force - Bee Gees
Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran - Baritone Dwarfs
We'll Avenge Pearl Harbor - Sir Lancelot
Stars And Stripes Forever - John Twomey
Yellow Rose Of Texas - Stan Freberg
Deutschland Uber Disco - Functionaries
Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb - Edd Byrnes
Boogie Woogie Amputee - Barnes & Barnes

So I Ups To Him - Clayton, Jackson & Durante
Open The Door Richard, part 2 - Pigmeat Markham
Dave - Cheech & Chong
Hard Luck Hamster - Flamoligeon

Who Hid The Halibut On The Poop Deck - Yogi Yorgesson
Please, Mr. Columbus - Lou Monte
Hawaiian Lei Song - Ruth Wallis
Wong Song - Larry Vincent
Ebb Tide - Jerry Colonna

In Heaven There Is No Beer - Clean Living
When You Die/Linoleum - Barnes & Barnes
Mr. Grillon - George Garabedian
Baby Snakes - Frank Zappa
Ayatollah Khomeini - Wayne Faust
News Of The World - Cliff Nazarro
Mairzy Doats - Merry Macs
Baaaa You - Flamoligeon
You're The Pits - John Mendlesohn

Poisoning Pigeons In The Park - Tom Lehrer
I'm A Nut - Leroy Pullins
Eric The Half A Bee - Monty Python
Blowing Bubble Gum - Spike Jones

Shriner's Convention - Ray Stevens
A Night At Coffee Dan's - Frank Shaw
Don't Bogart Me - Fraternity Of Man
Ying Tong Song - Goons

Bake Dat Chicken Pie - Collins & Harlan
Rubber Biscuit - Chips
How Many Times Have Ayatollah - Neil Graffy
Springtime For Hitler - Mel Brooks
Summertime Blues - Flying Lizards
Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Since My Best Gal Turned Me Down - Bix Beiderbecke

#10 I Gotta Get A Fake I.D. - Barnes & Barnes
#9 School Cafeteria - "Weird Al" Yankovic
EXTRA: The Paul McCartney Drug Story - Ed Kunkel
#8 The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati (missing spoken outro) - Possum
#7 Sweet Transvestite - Tim Curry
EXTRA: The Sideboard Song - Chas & Dave
#6 Me And My Vibrator - Susie Seacell
EXTRA: Disco Toilet - Hersh & Chipkin
#5 My Bologna - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#4 Ayatollah - Steve Dahl

#3 It's Sister Jenny's Turn To Throw The Bomb - The Glencoves
EXTRA: Numbers - Bobby Bare
#2 I Can See Uranus - Chills
EXTRA: Hyena Baby - Allen & Grier
#1 Punk Polka - The Toons