Henry Kissinger - Monty Python
Henry Kissinger - Ed Sanders & The Hemptones
I Made A Fool Of Myself Over John Foster Dulles - Carol Burnett
Quaaludes Again - Shel Silverstein
In The Mood - Henhouse Five Plus Too
Hen Party - Prince Patridge
Asexuality Polka - Devon Henderson
Everybody Wants My Fanny - Benny Bell
Cup Cakes - Terri "Cup Cake" O'Mason
Eh Cumpari - Julius LaRosa
Stay In Italy - Gene Greene
Pastafazoola - Happiness Boys
Tony The Ice Man - Nicola Paone
Pleeza No Squeeza Da Banana - Louis Prima & His Orchestra
Please, Mr. Columbus - Lou Monte [first few notes missing(?)]
Eh Cumpari - Gaylord & Holiday
Schmo Gun, Part 1 - Dick Wesson & B. J. Hunter
Music To Shave By - Bing Crosby, Louis Armstrong, Rosemary Clooney, & The Hi-Los
I Hold Your Hand In Mine (live) - Tom Lehrer
Dance Of The Inhabitants Of The Invisible City Of Bladensburg - John Fahey
New Horizons In Music Appreciation - Beethoven's Fifth Symphony - Prof. Schickele & Robert Dennis
Rhapsody From Hunger(y) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Christopher Columbus (brief accidental excerpt) - Fats Waller
Reagan - Firesign Theatre
Carter - Firesign Theatre
Hungry Freaks Daddy - The Mothers Of Invention
Christopher Columbus - Fats Waller
Grease On The Seat Of My Jeans - Dave Gordon
CONTEST: Who does the wonderful kid's voice on this record? First caller with correct answer wins two tickets to Halloween night at Magic Mountain. (Answer: George Rock)
Blowing Bubble Gum - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Chew Tobacco Rag - Spade Cooley & His Fiddlin' Friends
Money - Blegen & Sayer
I'm My Own Grandpa - Lonzo & Oscar
Grandpa's Grave - Peter Sellers
Church - Monty Python
There Goes The Neighborhood - Bus Boys
Bug Boy - Units
Creep, The Tragic Cockroach - Roaches
Kidnapped - Woody Allen
Plexiglas Toilet - Styx
Schmo Gun, Part 2 - Dick Wesson & B. J. Hunter
On The Good Ship Lollipop - Shirley Temple
Lollipop - Hunter & Jenkins
Pale Blues - Edard Nelson
Je T'Aime, Moi Non Plus - Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg [w/ voiceovers from Jungle Judy]
Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Rukus Juice And Chitlin' - Memphis Jug Band
#10 The Phantom Windbreaker - Red Bovine
#9 My Bologna - "Weird Al" Yankovic
EXTRA: Mi Charona - Marina Swingers
#8 Pencil Neck Geek (w/ epilogue) - Fred Blassie
#7 Taco Mama - B. J. Band
#6 Space Invaders - Uncle Vic [ending replayed at 78 rpm instead of 45 rpm]
#5 TKO Mine Yopper Song - 3-Leez
#4 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
EXTRA: Teach Me Tiger - April Stevens [w/ voiceovers from Jungle Judy]
#3 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#2 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
#1 Another One Rides The Bus - "Weird Al" Yankovic
next week: my co-host on this show will be Boogie Boy from Devo
in two weeks: our very special guest, Mr. Stan Freberg
in three weeks: our political special (some of the most outstanding election songs of all time and of course the best of the humor generated by the current campaign)