What Can You Give A Wookiee For Christmas (When He Already Owns A Comb?) - Meco
I Tant Wait Till Quithmuth - Mel Blanc
Good King Kong Looked Out - Peter Schickele (PDQ Bach)
I Was Santa Claus At The School House (For The P.T.A.) - Yogi Yorgesson w/ Johnny Duffy & The Scandahoovians
Dead Girls - Butch Rovan
I Got A Code In My Doze - Vaughn DeLeath
Sleigh Ride - Meco
Jim's Windy Mule - Sweet Violet Boys
Francis (The Talking Mule) - Chill Wills
Mule Skinner Blues - Fendermen
Cow Patti - Jim Stafford
Springtime For Hitler - Mel Brooks
Happy Birthday, Damaskas, Dear (live in studio) - Sulu & friends
Ahab The Arab (live) - Ray Stevens
A Clean Story - Ronald Frankau
Ahab The Arab, Ten Years Later On - Stan Ross
They're Parking Camels Where The Taxis Used To Be - Peter Sellers
The Real Will Of Howard Hughes - Jan Walker
I Hate People - Willio & Phillio
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama - The Mothers Of Invention
Your Auntie Grizelda - The Monkees
I Got A Wife - Mark IV
Why Did I Get Married - Carson Robison
There's A Man Who Comes To Our House - Sweet Violet Boys
Daddy's Money - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
Money - Blegen & Sayer
The Richter Scale - Quidnunc
The OKeh Laughing Record - anonymous
Clink, Clink, Another Drink - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
WPLJ - Four Deuces
Cohen At The Telephone - Barney Bernard
DMV - Jeanne & The Weenies
Crunchy Frog (Live At City Center) - Monty Python
Oua, Oua - Kanui & Lula
Jingle Bells - The Singing Dogs [accidentally faded down and back up at begin]
I Found My Best Friend At The Dog Pound - Burl Ives
If I Was Your Poodle - Kevyn Dymond
Rover - Hendra & Ullett
Merry Christmas In The NFL - Willis The Guard
The War In Snider's Grocery Store - Ian Whitcomb
Hardcore Granola - Tom Stankus
I Love Olives - Bert Van Cleve
Merry, Merry Christmas - Meco
It's Still Weird Al To Me - Scum Of The Earth
Another One Makes A Fuss - Whimsical Will
Carter Gets A Phone Call - The Zanies
Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Mr. J.B. Blues - Duke Ellington & Jimmy Blanton
#10 Religion And Politics (lightly censored) - Scott Beach
#9 Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#8 Stardrek - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara
#7 Space Invaders - Uncle Vic
#6 Moose Turd Pie - Utah Phillips
#5 Pencil Neck Geek (w/o epilogue) - Fred Blassie
#4 Legend Of The U.S.S. Titanic - Jaime Brockett
#3 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
#2 Locked In The Closet With You (new version) - SuLu
#1 Another One Rides The Bus - "Weird Al" Yankovic
on December 21: tree-trimming party