Don't Eat The Yellow Snow/Nanook Rubs It - Frank Zappa
I Said My Pajamas (And Put On My Prayers) - Ethel Merman & Ray Bolger
I Don't Wanna Get Drafted - Frank Zappa
Abdul Abulbul Amir - Frank Crumit
Transfusion - Nervous Norvus
But Officer - Steve Allen
Who's Yehudi - Jerry Colonna
Big Ten-Inch Record - Bull Moose Jackson
Overweight Blues - Bood & Felice Bryant
Grow Mrs. Goldfarb - Allan Sherman
Seven Old Ladies Locked In The Lavatory - Oscar Brand
Holiday For Strings - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Mairzy Doats - Kay Kyser
Lumberjack Song/Monty Python Theme (Live At Drury Lane) - Monty Python
Donald The Dub - Frank Crumit
Small Sad Sam - Phil McLean
Brown Shoes Don't Make It - The Mothers Of Invention
The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley
Mommy, Gimme A Drinka Water! - Danny Kaye
#5 The Thing - Phil Harris
#4 Shaving Cream (LP version, faded before end) - Dr. Demento
#3 Rock Lobster (original version) - The B-52's
#2 The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas - Allan Sherman
#1 Junk Food Junkie (live in studio from show #91, 1976) - Larry Groce