The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati (missing spoken outro) - Possum
Vegetables - The Beach Boys
Squalor - Peter & Lou Berryman
Hamburger Mine - Floyd Buckley
I'm Popeye The Sailor Man - Billy Costello
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! - Vaughn Monroe & His Orchestra
Baby It's Cold Outside - Louis Armstrong/Velma Middleton
Springtime For Hitler - Mel Brooks
There's A New Man In The White House (early fade) - The Senators
What Are You Squawkin' About? - Carson Robison
Super Skier - Bob Gibson
Nuts - George Melly
Peanut Butter - The Marathons
G'wana G'wana G'wana - Mr. Tony & The Tones
You Went The Wrong Way, Old King Louie - Allan Sherman
Bicycle Seat - Max Splodge
Gracie Is Socially Secure - Charley Drew
The Elements (live) - Tom Lehrer
Straighten Up And Fly Right - DeJohn Sisters
Noses Run In My Family - Benny Bell
Wouldn't It Be Funny If You Didn't Have A Nose? - Scaffold
Chicken Spaceman - The Marathons
Too Young To Date - D-Day
Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills - Ray Stevens
Crocodile - Monty Python
request for It's Still Billy Joel To Me (parody sung by caller) - William Pfeiffer from Chicago, IL
#5 It's Still Billy Joel To Me - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#4 The Streak - Ray Stevens
EXTRA: Status Back Baby - The Mothers Of Invention
#3 Space Invaders - Uncle Vic
#2 The Smoke-Off - Shel Silverstein
#1 Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers