Opening Song (live in studio) - Willio & Phillio
World's Shortest Beatles Medley (live in studio) - Willio & Phillio
I Live In A Split Level Head - Napoleon XIV
Deteriorata - National Lampoon
Rutabaga Boogie - Paul Shelasky & His Musical Zombies
B.P.O.E. (Benevolent & Protective Order Of Elks) (Elks Song) - Nat M. Wills
Parts - Kevyn Dymond
She's My Girl (live w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
Bicycle Seat (brief parody sung by caller) - Mitch McCain (Wichita Falls, TX)
Bicycle Seat - Max Splodge
I Hate People - Willio & Phillio
Willio & Phillio interview
Willio & Phillio interview continued
India - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
Cigareetes, Whuskey, And Wild, Wild Women - Red Ingle & The Natural Seven
Farewell To Punk request poem (Nixon impersonation by caller) - Bob Meyers (Chandler, AZ)
Farewell To Punk - The Barron Knights
Hungry Freaks, Daddy - The Mothers Of Invention
The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley
Golden Globe Award - John Hartford
I'm A Lonely Little Petunia In An Onion Patch - Two Ton Baker
Happy Birthday - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#5 Shaving Cream (LP version, faded before end) - Dr. Demento
#4 Hardcore Granola - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
#3 Space Invaders - Uncle Vic
King's song from Monty Python's Happy Valley Fairy Tale (sung by caller) - Wayno Tannenbaum (Revere, MA)
#2 My Dead Dog Rover - Stu, Dave & Hank
EXTRA: Bach Is Dead - The Residents
#1 Earache My Eye Featuring Alice Bowie - Cheech & Chong