The Dr. Demento Show #81-22 - May 31, 1981

William Tell Overture - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Horses Don't Bet On People - Kay Kyser
Mr. President - Dickie Goodman
The Teddy Bears' Picnic - Bing Crosby

Rascals Boogie - Newton Rascals
The Streak - Ray Stevens
Slut - Barnes & Barnes
The Naughty Lady Of Shady Lane - The Ames Brothers

The Thing - Phil Harris
Cyclops - David Little
The Hair Piece (w/ intro & outro) - George Carlin
The Prisoner's Song - Vernon Dalhart

Tell 'Em I'm Surfin' - Fantastic Baggys
Meet Me At The Beach - Surf Punks
Tie Me Surfer Board Down Sport - The Travelers

Acupuncture - Cheech & Chong
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me (Than A Frontal Lobotomy) - Randy Hanzlick, M.D. (Dr. Rock)
Rum, By Gum - Chad Mitchell Trio
Sudbury Saturday Night - Stompin' Tom Connors

Fine Girl - Frank Zappa
Everybody Wants My Fanny - Benny Bell
I Wanna Kiss Her - Tim Cavanagh
I Couldn't Spell !!*@! - Sam The Sham

#5 Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce
#4 Shaving Cream (LP version, faded before end, live in studio duet on last line) - Dr. Demento

#3 Lumberjack Song/Monty Python Theme (Live At Drury Lane) - Monty Python
#2 Punk Polka - The Toons

#1 Yoda - "Weird Al" Yankovic