The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - May 16, 1982 (6p-10p)

Swallow My Love - Barnes & Barnes
Teenage Prostitute - Frank Zappa

Sunday Driving - Jerry Lewis
Krissy, My Little Chromosexual - Kristy Vant
Warm Leatherette - Normal
Seduced - Leon Redbone

Oh Mommy - Brewer & Shipley
What This Country Needs - Mitchell Trio
Which Came First - Ry Cooder
That's The Way Love Turned Out For Me (excerpt) - Ry Cooder [accidentally played simultaneously with below]
Psycho Chicken - The Fools [mistakenly faded out, then brought back in]

Building My Body - Don McLean
Gypsy Boots interview

• La Bamba (live in studio) - Gypsy Boots & His Hairy Hoots
• Health And Happiness Show promo (live in studio) - Gypsy Boots & His Hairy Hoots
• I Feel So Fine (on record and live in studio) - Gypsy Boots & His Hairy Hoots
• Dr. Demento poem (live in studio) - Gypsy Boots
• Everybody's Waiting poem (live in studio) - Gypsy Boots

Bodine Brown - Purvis Pickett & The Punkbillies
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Brian Hyland

Shake My Family Tree - Slap Happy
I'm My Own Grandmaw - Jo Stafford
Weird - Rhyth-a-rama
I Get Weird - John Cristensen
Mr. Rubik - Barron Knights

A Clean Song - Oscar Brand
Oscar Brand interview

• Humoresque (live in studio) - Oscar Brand
• I'm Popeye The Sailor (live in studio) - Oscar Brand
• This Land Is Private Property (live in studio) - Oscar Brand
• Seven Old Ladies Locked In A Lavatory (excerpt, live in studio) - Oscar Brand
• Everybody's Talkin' 'Bout Heaven (excerpt, live in studio) - Oscar Brand
• (dog song) (excerpt, live in studio) - Oscar Brand
• Martin Van Buren campaign song (excerpt, live in studio) - Oscar Brand
• variations on John Brown's Body (live in studio) - Oscar Brand

Oscar Brand interview continued

• Where Do You Go - Oscar Brand & The Secret Band
• (brief instrumental) (live in studio) - Oscar Brand

Chinese Mule Train - Spike Jones
Clockwork Creep - 10cc

Detergent - Allied Force
Heaving On A Jet Plane - Barron Knights
(many seabirds vomit when alarmed)
Goin' To Pasadena - Fun With Animals
Down Whittier Blvd. - Godfrey
Gilligan's Island (Stairway) - Little Roger & The Goosebumps
Atomic Power - The Buchanan Brothers
Nuke The Whales - Fleshapoids
We Are Dead - Dale Gonyea
Donna Summer On The Radio - Steve Fisk

Kinko The Clown - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
Boogie - John Hartford
Sit On My Face - Monty Python
Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce
Rock Lobster (original version) - The B-52's
Alvin's All Star Chipmunk Band - The Chipmunks
Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Watch Ye Therefore, Ye Know Not The Day - Elder Richard Bryant & His Sanctified Singers

#10 Ayatollah - Steve Dahl
#9 My Name Is Larry - Wild Man Fischer
#8 Shock Treatment - Richard O'Brien
EXTRA: Everyone Says I Love You - The Marx Brothers
#7 Dragnet Goes To Kindergarten - Ricky Vera
#6 Moose Turd Pie - Utah Phillips
EXTRA: I Had Sex With Pac-Man - Barnes & Barnes

#5 Earache My Eye Featuring Alice Bowie - Cheech & Chong

#4 Yoda - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#3 Locked In The Closet With You (new version) - SuLu
#2 (Your Love Is Like) Nuclear Waste - Tuff Darts
EXTRA: Impossible - Steve Allen
#1 Valley Girl - Frank & Moon Zappa