Hey E.T. - Dickie Goodman
Martian March - Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
Martian Hop - Ran-Dells
Martian Boogie - Brownsville Station
Invasion Of The Plant People - The Crew
There Was A Fungus Among Us - Terry Noland
3-D TV - Elvira
Fifty Years From Now - Frank Luther
A Day At The Beach With Pedro And Man - Cheech & Chong
Insects - Oingo Boingo
Bumblebee Invaded The Nudist Colony - Billy Mitchell
Do You Do You Brush Your Teeth - Suzy & The Dentists
Toucha Toucha Touch Me - Rocky Horror Picture Show
Stallone Again, Naturally - Barry Mitchell
Shock Treatment - Richard O'Brien
A Little Soup In G Minor - Andrea Marcovicci & Pendleton Brown
Nyok Nyok Nyok - Hawthorne
Mexican Radio - Wall Of Voodoo
Radio Papa, Broadcastin' Mama - Butterbeans & Susie
Telephone Man - Meri Wilson
I Go So Far With Sophie On The Sofa - Ian Whitcomb
Mr. Segal - Sophie Tucker
Freeway Fliperoo - Mondo Fax
Pettin' And Pokin' - Louis Jordan
Super Space Turkey - Capt. Rippov & The Kremlinites
Motorcycle Song (Significance Of The Pickle) - Arlo Guthrie
I Had Sex With E.T. - Barnes & Barnes
Big Girls Don't Cry - Edith Massey
Gesundheit - Zanies
Mel Brooks interview (rerun from March 1982)
Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Ethiopian Nightmare - Hitch's Happy Harmonists
#10 Hey E.T. - Dickie Goodman
#9 Pencil Neck Geek - Fred Blassie
#8 The Ballad Of Irving - Frank Gallop
#7 Valley Guy - Dean & Don
#6 Yoda - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#5 Falklands - Steve Dahl
#4 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
#3 I Love Rocky Road - "Weird Al" Yankovic
EXTRA: I Love - Tom T. Hall
#2 I Like - Heathen Dan
#1 Valley Girl - Frank & Moon Zappa