Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend - Marilyn Monroe
A Bowl Of Chop Suey And You-ee - Sam Robbins & His Hotel McAlpin Orchestra
I Like Chinese - Monty Python
Church Key - The Revels
I Like Beer - Tom T. Hall
How Many Burps In A Bottle Of Beer? - Frankie Yankovic
A Pub With No Beer - Slim Dusty
Beer Barrel Polka - Andrews Sisters
Let's All Have Another Beer - Karl & Harty
In Heaven There Is No Beer - Clean Living
Zum-Zum-Zumelweiss - anonymous
Under The Anheuser Bush (excerpt) - Tom Berwick
More Beer (excerpt) - Starlighters
When The Sun Comes Over The Brewery (excerpt) - Whoopee John Wilfahrt
Colorado Kool-Aid - Johnny Paycheck
51 Beers - Karl & Harty
Beach Boys Drug Medley (live at Festival Of Dementia at Country Club 1981) - Glenn Super
Ain't We Crazy - Haywire Mac
Long Strong Black Pudding - Scaffold
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My Sister's Nose (album version) - Peter Alsop
Buckwheat - Eddie Murphy
Creep, The Tragic Cockroach - Roaches
Gone Fishin' - Bing Crosby/Louis Armstrong
Fishing Blues - Holy Modal Rounders
I'd Like To Be A Bee In Your Boudoir - Buddy Rogers
Flight Of The Bumblebee - Spike Jones & His City Snickers
We're Having A Baby (w/ intro) - Eddie Cantor & June Clyde
Teenage Mother - Allen & Grier
I'm My Own Grandpa - Lonzo & Oscar
Texas Has A Whorehouse In It - Dom DeLuise
Hearts And Flowers - anonymous
Red Hot Hog Women From Mars - Space Cadet
Concert Tour Of Mars - Shep Cooke
We're Party Animals - Jonathan Brandmeier
The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers
So Bold - Barnes & Barnes
Do I Worry (alternate take) - The Ink Spots
Alabamy Bound - The Ink Spots
Black Lassie Featuring Johnny Stash - Cheech & Chong
Rights And Progress Of The Negro - William Howard Taft
Ronald Reagan Speaks For Himself
C.B. Savage - Rod Hart
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So Long Mom (A Song For World War III) - Tom Lehrer
Happy Birthday - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Video Veggie - The Scam
Nuke The Whales - Fleshapoids
3-D TV - Elvira & The Vi-Tones
Free Mexican Air Force - Peter Rowan
Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Bandbox Stomp - Jabbo Smith & His Rhythm Aces
#10 I Had Sex With E.T. - Barnes & Barnes
#9 Valley Dudes - Straight A's
#8 My Brother Makes The Noises For The Talkies - The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band
#7 Ice Box Man - George Carlin
#6 Fast Food - Stevens & Grdnic
#5 A Day At The Beach With Pedro & Man - Cheech & Chong
#4 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#3 Hey E.T. - Dickie Goodman
#2 E.T. And His Adventures In L.A. - Steve Dahl
EXTRA: D-O-D-G-E-R-S - Danny Kaye
EXTRA: Armpits - Zilch Fletcher
#1 I Love Rocky Road - "Weird Al" Yankovic