Dan Murphy's late Christmas card (live in studio) - read by Dr. Demento
Santa Claus Ain't A-Gonna Come To Town This Year - Dan Murphy
Mother Nature (w/ intro) - Dan Murphy
Rock And Roll Espanole - Mad Man Taylor
Mi Charona - Marina Swingers
UCLA - Sylvie Vartan
Dropkick Me Jesus - Bobby Bare
Super Skier - Chad Mitchell Trio
Cocaine - National Lampoon
Jane Fonda Speaks Out (brief accidental excerpt) - National Lampoon
Buckwheat/Talking Cars - Eddie Murphy
A Cowboy Needs A Horse - The Rhino Bros.
Real Cool Cowboy - Wild Man Fischer
The Sit Song - The Barron Knights
Cats - Barnes & Barnes
Insects - Oingo Boingo
Baa Baa Black Sheep - The Singing Sheep
Gorilla Milk - Human Jungle
My Mother Is A Space Cadet - Dweezil
Rescue In Space - Tom Corbett, Space Cadet
Concert Tour Of Mars - Shep Cooke
I Love A Practical Joke - The Joker
Ajua!/Hot Stuff - Garrison Keillor
Mexican Radio - Wall Of Voodoo
San Francisco Bay - Jesse Fuller
Truckin' - Pop-o-pies
Metal Head - Blotto
National Lampoon Interview (pre-recorded)
#10 Pass The Dutchie - Musical Youth
#9 Pencil Neck Geek (w/ epilogue) - Fred Blassie
EXTRA: Dr. Leon's Christmas
#8 Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
#7 Star Trip - The Congress Of Wonders
#6 The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers
#5 Shaving Cream (LP version, faded before end) - Dr. Demento
EXTRA: I Am The Greatest - Cassius Clay
#4 The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati (missing spoken outro) - Rose & The Arrangement
#3 Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung - "Weird Al" Yankovic
EXTRA: Let Me Play With It - Hartman's Heartbreakers
#2 Kinko The Clown - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#1 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
next week: the top 50 songs of 1982
Toot Toot Tootsie, Good-Bye - Mel Blanc
Impossible - Steve Allen