Eating Food - Ron Jacobs
Lock The Snackbah - Bobby Volare
Enormity In Motion - Simon Crum
I Love You Because You're Fat - Rick Segall
Cupcakes (w/ intro) - Terri O'Mason
Cheesecake - Louis Armstrong
Tuna Fish - Ed Seykota
Hold Tight - Fats Waller
Greasy Spoon - J. C. Anderson
I Like Beer - Tom T. Hall
Beer Drinkin' Song - Mac Davis
The Day I Drank A Glass Of Water - W. C. Fields
I Gotta Get A Fake I.D. - Barnes & Barnes With Friends
First Aid - Wibbley Bros.
Hospitality Blues - Doug Harrell
Bang The Moe Slowly - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Shock Treatment - Richard O'Brien
I Go So Far With Sophie - Eddie Cantor
Life Begins At Forty - Sophie Tucker
As Bad As This (excerpt with Plexiglas Toilet) (brief excerpt) - Styx
Buffalo Gals - Pickard Family
King Of The Road (brief scratching excerpts) - Roger Miller
The Adventures Of Grandmaster Flash On The Wheels Of Steel - Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
Buffalo Gals - Malcolm McLaren
You Can't Rollerskate In A Buffalo Herd (missing beginning) - Roger Miller
Aardvark - Bob McAllister
The Yellow Rose Of Texas - Stan Freberg
Boogie Woogie Jungle Snake - Ian Whitcomb
Buckwheat - Eddie Murphy
Elderly Man River - Stan Freberg
The Dentist - Little Shop Of Horrors original cast
My Doctor - Bruz Fletcher
The Vatican Rag - Tom Lehrer
I Am The Pope - Wibbley Bros.
The Hostility Rag - Jack E. Leonard
There's A Hole In The Bucket - Harry Belafonte & Odetta
I'm My Own Grandpa - Lonzo & Oscar
Why Don't We Get Drunk - Jimmy Buffett
Intoxicated Rat - Dixon Brothers
I Hate Cats - Kitty & The Catatonics
Hit By A Car - Eddie Murphy
The 11:69 Express - Fred Duprez
Prime Rate - Chip Silicon
Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Too Late - King Oliver
#10 Silicon Valley Guy - Don Data & The Rez-Tones
#9 Falklands - Steve Dahl & Teenage Radiation
#8 Grandparents - Bill Cosby
#7 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
EXTRA: The Scotsman - Mike Cross
#6 I Get Weird - John Christensen & Hot Food To Go
#5 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
EXTRA: Stinky Breath (fade in) - Dr. Badbreath
#4 My Girl's Pussy - R. Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders
EXTRA: I Hate Cats - Harry Waller
#3 Baa-Baa Black Sheep - The Singing Sheep
#2 Kinko The Clown - Ogden Edsl
EXTRA: My Telephone - Kit Watkins
#1 Another One Rides The Bus - "Weird Al" Yankovic