I Hate Music - Jerry Colonna w/ Paul Weston & His Orchestra
The Masochism Tango (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer
Outside The Hospital - Wild Man Fischer
Happy Talk - Capt. Sensible
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - The King's Singers
Helter Skelter - The Bobs
Get Off (Of) My Cloud - Flying Pickets
Farmyard Medley (excerpt) - Haydn Quartet
Lora-Belle Lee (excerpt) - Four Pitchikers
What's The Matter Now/Four Or Five Times (excerpts) - Monarch Jazz Quartet
How Much I Love You - Five Jades
Weather Forecast - Master Singers
Only You - Flying Pickets
I'm A Train - The King's Singers
The Deprogrammer - The Bobs
Cobwebs And Strange - The Who
The Old Sow Song (w/o intro) - Cyril Smith/Rudy Vallee
To Be Or Not To Be (The Hitler Rap) Part I (early fade) - Mel Brooks
Colorado Cool-Aid - Johnny Paycheck
#5 We Are Dead - Dale Gonyea
#4 Breaking Up Is Hard On You (a/k/a Don't Take Ma Bell Away From Me) - The American Comedy Network
#3 Pencil Neck Geek (w/ epilogue) - Fred Blassie
#2 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
#1 Eat It - "Weird Al" Yankovic
EXTRA: Cheerio, Cherry Lips, Cheerio - Gordon Wallace (Scrappy Lambert)