Lizzie Borden (w/ intro) - The Chad Mitchell Trio
Alfred E. Packer - Johnny Legend
The Reluctant Cannibal - Flanders & Swann
The Unreleased She Loves You (Inspired By Dr Strangelove) - Peter Sellers
Cheese And Onions - The Rutles
Don't Put Onions On Your Hamburger - The Dellwoods
I Love Onions - Susan Christie
Stinky Breath - Doctor Badbreath
Smut - The Other Half
Soap And Water - Billy Williams
I'd Rather Be Blue (sung by caller) - Katie from high in the mountains of the Redwood Forest
Cleanliness - Fanny Brice as Baby Snooks w/ Hanley Stafford as Daddy
Rubber Duckie - Ernie (Jim Henson)
Splish Splash - Bobby Darin
Streaking Montage #1
Streaking Montage #3
You Won't See Me On MTV - Johnny & The Leisure Suits
#5 My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
#4 The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers
#3 The Curly Shuffle - Jump 'N The Saddle
#2 Kinko The Clown (World's Worst Records version) - Ogden Edsl
#1 Eat It - "Weird Al" Yankovic
next week: fast food/junk food