Emperor Of The Highway - Todd Rundgren
Porcupine Pie - Neil Diamond
Ice Cream Man - Van Halen
Mars Needs Women - Peter Wolf
Presidential Interviews made by a nerd - Eric Houg
Revenge Of The Nerds (Theme) - Rubinoos
Mongoloid (original version) - Devo
Baby Sittin' Boogie - Buzz Clifford
October In Oxnard - Maffitt & Davies
Let's Make The Water Turn Black - The Mothers Of Invention
Na Cl - Kate & Anna McGarrigle
Auto crashes and skids - Standard Sound Effect 204A, #5, 1935?
Transfusion - Nervous Norvus
I See Bones - Allan Sherman
Nuns - Big Daddy Graham
They Don't Make Nun Names (Like That No More) - Tommy Sharp & The Sharptones
Tennessee Bird Walk - Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan
The Cockfight - Archie Campbell
Mr. Jaws - Dickie Goodman
Ode To Billy Joel - Slap Happy
#5 The Little Man - Barnes & Barnes
#4 Stardrek - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara
#3 The Geek's Revenge - Don Noon
#2 Yoda - "Weird Al" Yankovic
(Hello, Dr. Demento) (rapped by caller) - Chris from Oak Park, IL
#1 Rap Master Ronnie - Reathel Bean & The Doonesbury Break Crew
[Thanks to Tom McCown for supplying this playlist]