Bras On 45 - Ivor Biggun & The D. Kups
The Intro And The Outro (performed by callers) - Craig Simmons & friends from Van Nuys, CA
The Intro And The Outro - The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band
My Dead Friend Chester - Jimmy & The Kisnocks
Chicken Fat - Robert Preston
Mother Nature - Dan Murphy
Vegetables - The Beach Boys
The Fruit Song - Martin Mull
Maniac Vs. Brainiac - Marc Wirtz
The Mechanical Man - Bent Bolt & The Nuts
Digital Duck - Clarence Nash
Rubber Duckie - Jim Henson (as Ernie)
Them Duck Pluckers (w/ intro) - Mason Williams
The Hawaiian Lei Song - Ruth Wallis
Aloha Oe (excerpt) - Hawaiian Quintette
Room Service - Rap Reiplinger
Tiny Stubbles - Frank DeLima
Hawaiian War Chant (Ta-Hu-Wa-Hu-Wai) - Spike Jones & His Wacky Wakakians
Hawaiian War Chant - Andy Iona
Honolulu Honeymoon - Wiki Waki Woo
Don't Sneeze When You Eat Saimin - Frank DeLima
Loving You Is Surfing You - Rap Reiplinger
Tu-Tu-E Tu-Tu-Hoi (excerpt) - Kalama Quintette
#5 Boogie In Your Butt (Remixed extended version) - Eddie Murphy
#4 Nellie The Elephant - Toy Dolls
#3 Nature Trail To Hell - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#2 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#1 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
next week: Valentine's Day (demented love songs)
[Thanks to Tom McCown for supplying this playlist]