I Hate When That Happens - Billy Crystal (special guest Christopher Guest)
Dare To Be Stupid - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Autumn In New York - Jonathan & Darlene Edwards
Ambrose (Part Five) - Linda Laurie
Edit #1 - Steven Wright
I Wanna Kiss Her - Tim Cavanagh
Let's Make Love In A Microwave - LaZoo
ROCKER OF THE WEEK: Dirty Water - The Standells
Pollution - Tom Lehrer
Nishnabotna - C.W. McCall
The Blue Danube - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Jamboree Jones - Johnny Mercer
Monster Rap - Bobby (Boris) Pickett f/ Bobby Paine
Rachel - Steven Wright
#5 Who's On First - Abbott & Costello
#4 Honeymooners Rap (Captain Video Version) - Joe Piscopo & Eddie Murphy
#3 Yoda - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#2 You Look Marvelous - Billy Crystal
#1 Born In East L.A. - Cheech & Chong
in two weeks: our Halloween show; a special visit from Bobby (Boris) Pickett himself