It's My Nose's Birthday - Jimmy Durante
Safari (album version) - Peter Alsop
Apartheid Lover - Wally Wingert
Downtown Downers Grove - Emo Philips
Downtown - Mrs. Miller
Flying Saucer - Buchanan & Goodman
Take An Indian To Lunch This Week (Pilgrim's Progress)/Under The Double Turkey (The Thanksgiving Story) - Stan Freberg
Turkey Day Blues - The Gatorkicks Band
Chiller - Wally Wingert
Equipment Check - Dan Murphy
Super Skier - Dan Murphy
Ice/Dog Stay - Steven Wright
Things Happen To Me - Jackie Vernon
#5 Buc-Wheet's Toupee - Guy Black & The Beautiful Choir
#4 Dare To Be Stupid - "Weird Al" Yankovic
request (rapped by caller) - Brad Lavender from Morgantown, WV
#3 Boogie In Your Butt (edit) - Eddie Murphy
#2 Existential Blues (edit) - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
#1 I Hate When That Happens - Billy Crystal (special guest Christopher Guest)
next week: fun and games; profile of Ray Stevens