Hogan's Heroes (early fade) - Band conducted by Bob Crane
Green Acres - original TV theme
Rawhide - The Chaps
A Cowboy Needs A Horse - from Rhino Royale
Pepino The Italian Mouse - Lou Monte
Life Sucks, Then You Die (w/ intro) - The Fools
It's A Real World (After All) - Duck Logic
Heavin' On A Jet Plane - The Barron Knights
Water - Steven Wright
Pool - Red Ingle
Pac-Man Fever (early fade) - Buckner & Garcia
The Bowling Song (excerpt) - Dick Liebert
Wrestlers Just Wanna Bust Heads - Shell Shock Shannon & His Hollywood Manglers
Land Of 1,000 Dances?!!? - The Wrestlers
The Hockey Song - Stompin' Tom Connors
Eloise - Kay Thompson
Hippety Hop - Allen & Grier
The Beerhunter - Bob & Doug McKenzie
Too Late To Get Fries - Wally Wingert
#5 Last Will And Temperament - The Frantics
#4 Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun - Julie Brown
#3 Marvin - Marvin The Paranoid Android
#2 I Hate When That Happens - Billy Crystal (special guest Christopher Guest)
#1 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
next week: our very very special guest with an exclusive backstage interview, Mr. Emo Philips