Fast Food - Stevens & Grdnic
Ice/Dog Stay (edit) - Steven Wright
Happy Birthday (album version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Life Sucks...Then You Die - The Fools
I'm My Own Grandpa - Lonzo & Oscar
Those Two Dreadful Children - Cruella De Ville
Dear Abby - John Prine
My Childhood, Yes - Emo Philips
The Blob - The Five Blobs
Old Weird Harold (9th Street Bridge) - Bill Cosby
Land Of 1,000 Dances?!!? - The Wrestlers [sped up at end from 33 1/3 rpm to 45 rpm then 78 rpm]
Wrestlers Just Wanna Bust Heads - Shell Shock Shannon & The Hollywood Manglers
I Love Lucy - Desi Arnaz
Felix The Cat theme - original TV soundtrack
The Bumblebee Invaded A Nudist Colony - Billy Mitchell
That's Why They Call It Rock And Roll - Scott Pettersen
Apartheid Lover - Wally Wingert
Everybody Wants A Little Bit Of Everybody Else's Everything - David Ruka
Tongue-Twister Twist - Whimsical Will
Ain't We Crazy - Haywire Mac
The Doctor Is In - Eric Westfall
Anniversary Song - Barnes & Barnes w/ "Weird Al" Yankovic
#5 Der Fuehrer's Face - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#4 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#3 Dare To Be Stupid - "Weird Al" Yankovic
EXTRA: Smokin' (Empty, Try Another) - Joni Mitchell
#2 Marvin I Love You - Marvin The Paranoid Android
EXTRA: Funny Butt - Dr. Gonzo
#1 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta