The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - December 8, 1985 (9p-11p)

Doubleshot: Monty Python

Lumberjack Song (Live At Drury Lane) - Monty Python

Bruces - Monty Python

Christmas Balls - Ben Light & His Surf Club Boys
Christmas Cut-Up - Whimsical Will
The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas - Allan Sherman
Christmas Song (short version) - Billy Crystal
Stink-Foot (sung by caller) - Gina from Pasadena
Stink-Foot - Frank Zappa

Sarah Jane - The Tune Wranglers

Profile: Tom Lehrer

Be Prepared (original studio version) - Tom Lehrer

It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier (live w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer

We Will All Go Together When We Go (live) - Tom Lehrer

The Vatican Rag (w/ brief intro) - Tom Lehrer

The Doctor Is In - Eric Westfall
I Belong To Glasgow (fade in) - Will Fyffe

The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers
Breakin' Wind - Ghetto Blasters
Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer/Jingle Bells - U.S. Arm Band

Da Da Da I Don't Love You You Don't Love Me Aha Aha Aha - Trio
Normal - Martin Mull
Tonto's First Cowboy Bank - Firesign Theatre
Money For Christmas - Eegad
All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth - Spike Jones
Orange And Purple Passion - Ointment Project

Medley: Here We Are/Mr. K. and Mr. O./Hello Cutie - Kukla, Fran & Ollie
You Know My Name (Look Up The Number) - The Beatles

#5 Pencil Neck Geek - Fred Blassie
#4 I Found The Brains Of Santa Claus - Jason & The Strap-Tones
#3 The Ballad Of Irving ("10 gallon" version) - Frank Gallop
#2 Frosty The Dopeman - Mark Zydiak
EXTRA: Where The Hell Is Bill? - Camper Van Beethoven
Okay, This Is The End, Eh? (accidental excerpt) - Bob & Doug McKenzie
#1 The Twelve Days Of Christmas (album version) - Bob & Doug McKenzie