The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - December 22, 1985 (9p-11p)

Special Topic: trim a tree with Dr. D
Purple Reindeer - Steve Altman
A Christmas Carol (live) - Tom Lehrer
Swingin' Them Jingle Bells - Fats Waller
The Chipmunk Song - Canned Heat & The Chipmunks
All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Christmas Tree Song - Larry Vincent

I'm A Christmas Tree - Wild Man Fischer w/ Dr. Demento
Who Put The Gum In Santa's Whiskers (excerpt) - Little Susie
Pantomime: Everywhere It's Christmas (excerpt) - The Beatles
Good King Kong Looked Out - P.D.Q. Bach

Santa's In The Slammer - Strapped
Monster's Holiday - Lon Chaney, Jr.
Santa Claus Hides In The Phonograph (edit) - Ernest Hare
Jingle Bells - St. Nick
Ho Ho Ho (Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas) - Elton John

I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson
They Had A Merry Christmas - Lance Brown
The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas - Allan Sherman
Soap On A Rope - Lance Brown

Santa's Secret - Johnny Guarneri/Slam Stewart
Christmas Dragnet - Stan Freberg w/ Daws Butler & Orchestra
Santa Claus Is Watching You (1985 version) - Ray Stevens

Open Me First (edit) - Ogden Edsl
Money For Christmas - Eegad

Gluey Christmas Montage - various artists:

Have a Gluey Christmas - "Little" Georgie Holliday

Santa Caught A Cold On Christmas Eve - Dick & Richard

The Wildest Christmas - The Rumbles

Santa Is A Hippie - Don Sneed

Happy Hairy Hippy Harry Claus - Rocki Lane & The Gross Group

Outer Space Santa - Lawrence Welk

Zoot, Zoot, Zoot, Here Comes Santa In His New Space Suit - Tiny Tim

Weach For The Wafter, Santa - Kenny Bowers w/ Jimmy Carroll & His Orchestra

Green Chri$tma$ - Stan Freberg

#5 I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - Kip Addotta
#4 The Twelve Days Of Christmas (album version) - Bob & Doug McKenzie
#3 Christmas Cut-Up - Whimsical Will
#2 Santa Claus And His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong

#1 Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas (brief accidental excerpt) - Yogi Yorgesson
next week: lots of special surprises
in two weeks: our Funny 25