Cyclops - David Little
Boa Constrictor - Shel Silverstein
The Prince's Panties - Mason Williams
There's A Hole In The Bottom Of The Lake - Davey "Nose" Bold
The Radio Song - Duck Logic
The Battle Of New Orleans - Johnny Horton
Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron - The Royal Guardsmen
It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier (live w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
Alabama Song (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
The Army Song - from The Threepenny Opera original cast
The Head - Brother George Underbrush
Buchanan & Goodman On Trial - Buchanan & Goodman
Ice/Dog Stay (edit) - Steven Wright
Every Few Years - Dan Hart
The Honey-Earthers - Stan Freberg & Daws Butler (f/ June Foray)
I Watched A Day Of Television - King Penguin
The Slug - Richie La Combe
#5 The Streak - Ray Stevens
#4 I Hate When That Happens - Billy Crystal (special guest Christopher Guest)
#3 Mr. Comet - Whimsical Will
#2 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
EXTRA: Computer Love - Strapped
#1 Rock Me Jerry Lewis - Mike Elliott & Bud LaTour