They Don't Make Nun Names (Like That No More) - Tommy Sharp & The Sharptones
Sister Mary Elephant - Cheech & Chong
Song Of The Sewer - Art Carney
Ambrose (Part Five) - Linda Laurie
Hiss - Whimsical Will & Princess
Mr. Ed Theme - original TV soundtrack
Mr. Ed Theme (played backwards) - original TV soundtrack
Purple Haze - The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
Surfer Chick (promo edit) - Whoopi Goldberg
Teenagers From Outer Space - Stephen Monahan & The Terminators Of Endearment
Earth Girls Are Easy - Julie Brown
(Bowling With) Joe, The Love Potato (part 1) - Duck Logic
When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Go Bowling - John Mammoser
(Bowling With) Joe, The Love Potato (part 2) - Duck Logic
Charlie Brown - The Coasters
Say Man - Bo Diddley
My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
I'm Bugged At My Old Man - The Beach Boys
Gonna Buy Me A Dog - The Monkees
Cobwebs And Strange - The Who
Bike - Pink Floyd
You Know My Name (Look Up The Number) - The Beatles
#5 Green Garden Hose Part #2 - Brother George Underbrush
#4 The Human Race - The Frantics
(Rock Me, Charlie Cafferton) (brief parody by caller) - Charlie Cafferton(?)
#3 Rock Me Jerry Lewis - Mike Elliott & Bud LaTour
#2 Jane, Get Me Off This Crazy Thing! - The Tee Vee Toons Master Mix
#1 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
next week: continue our exploration of demented discs by rock superstars