I'm Tuff - George Smilovici
Madonna And The Music Critic - K97 Looney Tunes
If You Wanna Be Happy - Barnes & Barnes
Fast Food - Steven & Grdnic
I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts - Freddy Martin & His Orchestra (Vocal refrain by Merv Griffin & The Ensemble)
Music, Sex And Cookies - George Uetz
Jell-O - K97 Looney Tunes
We're Scared Of Bob - Spitting Image
Born In East L.A. - Cheech & Chong
(I Am) The Fly - Michael Peyser & The Swat Team
Stardrek - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara
Highly Illogical - Leonard Nimoy
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds (fade in) - William Shatner
The Trouble With Klingons - Dennis Williams
Star Trip - The Congress Of Wonders
#5 Paranoimia - The Art Of Noise w/ Max Headroom
#4 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
#3 Polka Dot Undies - Bowser & Blue
#2 Pencil Neck Geek (w/ epilogue) - Fred Blassie
EXTRA: Battered Plants - George Carlin
#1 Big Butt - Bobby Jimmy & The Critters
next week: early day television