Spruce Grove Girls - K97 Looney Tunes
Nice - Ronald Vomit
I Wanna Kiss Her - Tim Cavanagh
Do You Do You Brush Your Teeth - Suzy & The Dentists
The Old Man Of The Mountain - Phil Alvin
The Missing Commandments - Father Guido Sarducci
People's Court - Ray Stevens
My Old Man's A Dustman - Lonnie Donegan
Ten Little Bottles (single version) - Johnny Bond
Outgrossing (edit) - The Frantics
Thighs Like Us - K97 Looney Tunes
The Brady Bunch - "Weird Al" Yankovic
excerpts from The Great Gildersleeve
excerpt from The Fred Allen Show
The Howdy Doody Show theme
excerpt from The Milton Berle Show
Television (excerpt) - Zeke Manners
excerpt from The Great Gildersleeve
The Lone Ranger theme
Along Came Jones - The Coasters
TV Is The Thing This Year (excerpt) - Dinah Washington
Groucho Marx
What Did You Do Before You Had TV? (excerpt) - The Sandpipers
excerpt from Captain Kangaroo
Tele-Vee-Shun' (album version) - Stan Freberg
The Vidiot - Ken Nordine
"The following program is brought to you in Living Color on NBC"
I'm The Slime - The Mothers
TVGB's (edit) - Tyler Von Jeebes
#5 Things To Watch Out For - George Carlin
#4 Paranoimia - The Art Of Noise w/ Max Headroom
#3 Rock Me Jerry Lewis - Mike Elliott & Bud LaTour
#2 Polka Dot Undies - Bowser & Blue
#1 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band